Smack of white pepper? Not #POBP ... then again pepper is pepper
Smack of white pepper? Not #POBP ... then again pepper is pepper
The Venn diagram of smolguys and Jack’s fans is a circle. Just a circle, drawn around the pair of themView attachment 535084
Call a spade a spade and make a Grunkabot, or Tattlebot.
I really hope she reads the Nigella piece. It gives some very handy tips about how to develop and write recipes. Although astoundingly it doesnt seem like Nigella has skillz like Jack that enable her to just make something once and it is instantly, cookbook ready.It's years since I read a paper copy of The Observer, but from the website it looks like they published the 20th anniversary edition of the monthly Food magazine without mentioning Jack once. They went through their greatest hits, including THAT MAN and his activism but no Jack, and I'm sure they had a feature about her when she was flavour of the month at The Guardian. I think this is why Jack is hyper today, and all over poor Jay Rayner (he didn't mention her either in his article about cookbooks ).
AhemDon’t forget arsebot
Squigglebot chat is giving me the cringe. Nobody is interested plz go awayOmg look how low down that wheely chair is too
Can we... cockify him?I say squiggle M’Lady Sadbot. Don’t give him the free publicity. Waves
smol cockify?Can we... cockify him?
Blocking out the horrendous hair if you can, her face looks so much more naturally pretty than now with the fillers around her lips and nose.
This exchange is everything. A queen always recognises another queen. Best National Trifle Day ever!Fear no more.
Quite. In such a jocular fashion too.I don’t think it will go down well in court Jack that you say we are bullying you but then you reference us on your Twitter feed will it?
I'm assuming the cold water therapy, ice baths and barefoot jaunts in the snow have now been binned then FrostyJack?The 'like I do' in the caption of the draught excluder pic has really irked me for some reason. Jack's mum can't just feel the cold, it always has to be related back to Jack. It's a nice gift and something my own mum would love (more so if it was a dog) - you're going to get the engagement and people praising you for that on its own, but of course everything has to go back to the smol pixie and how hard it is for them.
I hear ya. If you / collective we weren't on here or not following her on twitter we wouldn't even know about the updated bio. It's another bandwagon of hers and I refuse to pander to it. If it is an issue then I'm happy to opt out of this until she changes her preferences again.Honestly, it's a bit upsetting to see people here actually getting stressed over the pronoun thing when - six years after Jack came out as non-binary - jackmonroe.com, the Del Monte Instagram page, and United Agents all use she. The celeb reviews that accompany Jack's books on Amazon use she. Jack's Twitter bio changes all the time, and has a loose relationship with reality at the best of times.
TBH I may duck out for a bit, at least until the bio changes again...see you all this evening, then.
GLADLYCan we... cockify him?
Baes for days. Literally. Days. Two max.omg, in all the times I've seen that pic before, how have I never noticed "baes for days" till now!
just when I thought they could never make me cringe any harder after the smol desk pic!
Instead of squiggling him, can we arsebot him?Ahem
@traumatised sideboard already did two cheeks of the same arsebot. They’ve all got round heads.
She needs to teach herself first!
The ear is always the victim of FaceTune, it’s kind of like the Picture of Dorian Grey area of the faceWhat has she done to her ear? Is she wearing a hearing aid?