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Jack Monroe #180 Dildos, diatribes and diarrhoea
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Hilarious.
They are tiny and fiddly. That’s not a fun snack. Just like olives like normal people.
Someone here posted that ‘The Murder of Roger Ackroyd’ was a good mystery after Jack got it as a birthday gift. I finished it the other day and I can reveal that the secret Jack poster is the person you would least expect.Thank (space) you for the book recommendation.
(it’s not me I am constantly
myself unnecessarily)
Thank (space) you for the book recommendation!
(it’s not me I am constantly
myself unnecessarily)Thank (space) you for the book recommendation!
THAT WAS MESomeone here posted that ‘The Murder of Roger Ackroyd’ was a good mystery after Jack got it as a birthday gift. I finished it the other say and I can reveal that the secret Jack poster is the person you would least expect.Thank (space) you for the book recommendation.
(it’s not me I am constantly
Thank (space) you for the book recommendation!
I’m taking all the credit as I love the book so much. Very glad it was enjoyed.
So you post pictures of yourself topless with a kitten covering your boobs and in your pants then?
The Feed your Family for £20 is being shilled by the Mirror again today. This time, one of their journos tries it out: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/mum-feeds-family-four-including-23931259
While she tries to be generous about the recipes, they end up overbudget and of course, their teenage boys won't touch tit like chickpea curry. Smart kids.
While she tries to be generous about the recipes, they end up overbudget and of course, their teenage boys won't touch tit like chickpea curry. Smart kids.
I am not Jack - I have a job, and OWN my house.
I’m also not Jack ‘cos I can my butter cream icing.
I'm not Jack - I have clean nails. 
I’m not Jack. I am a vegan. But I would say that wouldn’t I?
I am not her
Edit : *make*
I’m not Jack. I only embarrass my pre-teen in front of her friends and not on the internet.
I’m not entirely sure what a caper is tbh. The faux serious announcement is so offensive and unfunny.
Hasn't it occurred to her yet that a third of her 339k followers plus some of their followers saw her dodgy stomach tweets last week? Sounds like a better lesson for SB. (not to mention all her bullying and chaos’)
It is an olive for an extra smol pixie.
I’m not Jack. My employer pays me for my skills and knowledge; I produce something worth paying for and so they pay me.
Also, neither of my sideboards are from the Cotswold Co. My TV stand is though
Also, neither of my sideboards are from the Cotswold Co. My TV stand is though
I think it's likely Jack's been here under a few guises. They'd be annoyed at reading the criticism here yes, but would also be smugly satisfied at (in Jack's mind) sneaking in and getting one over on people.
I am certainly not Jack. I can cook things that are not brown and I've been here a long time, (insert it's been 84 years gif, etc etc).
I am certainly not Jack. I can cook things that are not brown and I've been here a long time, (insert it's been 84 years gif, etc etc).
Both, using my voice (when it turns) up usually hurts a little bit, then after a short time it will start to go. Sometimes in a conversation. It flip flops between ok and whispery for a few weeks then fucks off for a month, rinse and repeat. Then it really hurts to try and speak. It’s annoying because the world is not adapted for non speakers, despite the whole world using teams/zoom/emails existing. I’m OG long Covid it’s been over a year. There’s no real treatment for mild cases like mine, I was never in hospital, I’m on so many NHS waiting lists, sometimes I get an appointment but then it gets cancelled the day before and rebooked for 3 months later...hence I’ve got a lot of time to tattle!
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