Let’s be fair, it’s the closest she’s ever likely to get to sitting in a House of Commons.I think Jack's already said that the Compton/Monroe mash-up married name would be .... Common. So Jack can call their forever home 'the House of Common's. Which I guess is what passes for wit chez Jack
Fuck me, imagine being so up your own arse that you actually say something such as a name is common in a snobby sense. I thought they were about equality. What a twitLet’s be fair, it’s the closest she’s ever likely to get to sitting in a House of Commons.
https://giphy.com/jTCFy9wOCd31HxKtqmDo you think Jack is trying to work out if Louisa has muted @bootstrapcook?
I mean, she didn't answer poor squig's question as to why she was doing her 'experiment'!I genuinely am intrigued by her experiment.
I'm intrigued by Jack's definition of the word "shortly" (as used in the sentence "Will delete it shortly", 16 hours ago).I genuinely am intrigued by her experiment.
There's a lesson for the social media generation. When you make food preparation and the final result visually interesting, no-one will even care if it's edible.Found someone passing off one of Jack's recipes as their own.
For some reason this really made me laugh. She is about a thousand years too late for everything. Babe, everyone used to follow him, but no more.
If you “don’t give a shit” why bother replying you idiot?
(Shakes head) “It wasn’t like that in my day!!”Who retweets this madness?? The squiggles make me feel a million years old, because I'm here going what is the world coming to?! I'm about 3 doggos away from demanding that they bring back national service.
Another breadcrumb there perhaps?
I wonder if Jack thinks they are so famous that a change of the Twitter profile will be noticed instantly, as happens with Greta ThunbergChanging your bio on Twitter, as she does constantly, is not being explicit.
Not everyone is on Twitter, and even those that are do not check her bio daily.
It also wasn't so long ago that Jack was joining in a twitter pile-on to accuse him of being a sex pest.Another breadcrumb there perhaps?
It wasn't so long ago she was declaring that they were good mates, yet Jack-who-lives-on-Twitter only now gives him a follow?
Oh god please don’t let them make a public apology!!! I literally couldn’t cope with thatMaybe she is doing her 12 steps after all, and will be apologising to Comrade Russell for accusing him of shouting, groping, and abandoning her in the rain?
Her publisher is the Same, when it comes to manuscript delivery datesI'm intrigued by Jack's definition of the word "shortly" (as used in the sentence "Will delete it shortly", 16 hours ago).
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