Boyo
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Forensically!!I bet you're being triangulated right now!
Forensically!!I bet you're being triangulated right now!
Using the old cans to make fire hazards!Ahem.
Christmas dinner
Valentine's Day fruity Yorkshire puddings
Mother's Day cake
Easter repurposed Mother's Day cake
Advertorial about how to look after your money
Instagram Live chicken
Tin can handicrafts (claimed by Jack as part of the partnership, not mentioned by Del Monte)
Grazia advertorial featuring the spurious claim "I like to snack on canned fruit"
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Twitter poll asking her readers which ingredient she should use?
Photo teasing the numerous Del Monte recipes she'd been working on? (just before Valentine's Day)
Am I missing anything?
Is there any context where that quote sounds appealing?MASSIVE HORSE PISS!
I’ll admit I jumped through it. Some points to note. Best selling (nope) answering hundreds of queries on Twitter (not chippy chips).
best quote ‘yours might be nicer, but mine is cheaper’ really selling it there.
other things
Giant windows shipped from Germany
Over budget three months in
Sack project manager so wife has to do it
Husband overextends his ideas
Living in a caravan best part of a year
Prefab house
Cantilever (somewhere)
bare concrete floors
There’s a bit at the back not done yet
I love that program
My husband loves it, I laugh at a (very similar) bingo card. Mean old she wolf of a wife oh well he loves (puts up with me most of the time) me anyway, & i love him x he's been my liege man since the day we met xxother things
Giant windows shipped from Germany
Over budget three months in
Sack project manager so wife has to do it
Husband overextends his ideas
Living in a caravan best part of a year
Prefab house
Cantilever (somewhere)
bare concrete floors
There’s a bit at the back not done yet
I love that program
Now that's a fucking state! Dirty washing up as a bonus treat!State of that fucking kitchen, though . Jack tried to recreate it at some point after moving out
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She’s quite disgusting. When my daughter has a sleepover at her grandparents, pre COVID this would happen a few times a year, I looked forward to it so much, to have a break and have some time to myself. I never gloated about it on social media thoughI didn't think she could do it but she shocked me.
My kids drive me bonkers at times but I couldn't be away for them for days at a time. I just couldn't.
I nominate arsebot as #thread titleThis had me hooting
I nominate Two Cheeks bot as thread mascot!
I get, "you can't leave me Lord Jesus Christ, I'm ill, very ill, very very ill, very very very ill, very very very very ill........ I'll move in and you can take care of me," vibes from her.Perhaps she trying to make L jealous. If you don't want me, I will run off with this person. I do kind of get those vibes from her.
Is she....puppyish?She has so far only pooed on the street (usually in an inconvenient spot) so no leaves are kicked. She does like canned fish. I will report back on any other Jack similarities and whether the moon cycle syncs with the howls next month.
Have you copyrighted that, before it is stolen by a smol pixie? Right up in her nicheBet the blue kitchen has a dishwasher.
It certainly has a freezer that will 'accidentally' stop working the moment her back's turned and LJC wants to slip some Duchy Organic Chocolate & Cornish Sea Salt Ice Cream in there to get away from frozen boiled skimmed milk and flour with some dog chocolate and magnesium salts.
imagine how much of a total pain in the arse pregnant jack would be
Owen be like.
There are a lot of undistinguishable crunchy brown “bits” in the “recipe “
The magnetic spice containers are just behind Jack, to the edge of the photo. Did she steal them?my god I thought my house was cluttered...... how would someone autistic survive in that environment?!
her crepe probably slipped from the bannister onto her outfit
I've now also just realised it's these pancakes in the banister bowls! Ahhh, I get the lemon squeezing now!!!her crepe probably slipped from the bannister onto her outfit
Ok but that username essexgirl's twin??