Ah teenage Emmapism was onto something. He was cute!
Time to get this off topic train to bed. Night Fraus/Herrs
Time to get this off topic train to bed. Night Fraus/Herrs
Jack Monroe #178 I am a human being and I make mistakes
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I was attempting to put Jack's face onto zak dingle's and I ended up with this.
sweet dreams everyone.
sweet dreams everyone.
Do you hate being a parent that much, Jack?
Well that is... unsurprisingly callous?
This is somehow the best and worst thing I’ve ever seen. It’s like a long lost album cover from the early 80s.
“duck That duck You!” by Zak and Jack that is horrendous. she thinks she's being funny. that's about as funny as anthrax. a whole new abhorrent level of "I'm not like other girls"
Whyyyy does no one see these things and respond pointing out how hurtful that could be to SB and how damn bloody nasty she sounds?! I am SHOOKETH.
It's A Serious Thing to be a Responsible Human.
(You're using capital letters wrong, Jack)
The hot priest was alright, but he was no Cole Deschanel
Like most of her jokes, it's not funny. I've known kids and been that kid with a disengaged parent. It causes trauma that might not show until he gets older. I'm not sad-fishing here but it took me a long time to get over the way my father literally did not care. Jack, if you're reading this, please take a hard look at yourself. You might not think a flippant remark will cause damage but it does. It hurts way more than your pretend poverty scars. It hurts more than being hungry because nothing fixes it.
Sorry to get all serious, chaps. Rik with the silent P is making me cry with laughter!
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Maybe they could do a festive channel 5 movie. A plucky and definitely young chef suffers a terrible breakup with her big city fiancée so has to move back to her home town and opens a slop shop, then falls in love with a reporter on a bike who is then revealed to be the princess of channel 4 news.
Like in Ghost when Whoopie Goldberg settles into Patrick Swayze’s body so he can touch Demi Moore. ‘Use my body.’Da duck is that kachoochoo?! It looks like she's trying to possess him
Watch out, Dingle man! (Have never seen Emmerdale)
Grunkaing and relieved this question has been asked because I was shocked and thought slopbot he/she/it/they die so I nearly cry.
Where has Polish Jack gone? I was already turbo speedily refreshing some Polish I learnt from my Polish friend at school
but I realise Pierogi and apple horseradish was THEN.I am so glad that the school anger tweet phase is also over because it saves me from putting an angry face reaction to every post, which is a novelty since my membership as a faceless cabal Frau. Much respect to all the education profession Frauen, people suggested I should become a teacher (stable job) but I knew that I would not be suited in any way. The profession is so demanding and Jack's behaviour totally unacceptable and she has reached a new low.
I sincerely hope she does not have a proper illness, I hope she 'only' finally gets treatment for grifting and lying.
For a tired split-second, I thought she was referring to OJ Simpson
#greatgenes
Remember watching that with my merchant navy captain father
commenting grumpily on the actors' inability to even look like they knew what they were doing 
. My mother paid no attention as she'd learned to tune out anything to do with ships... Though it was fun when she once chased him out of the kitchen when she was cooking, yelling "you're not on the bloody bridge now!".Nadiya is deploying cattos on her social media now.
Though it is the first appearance of the family's new kitten to join Koala, their cat, rather than a cover up of a chaos as Nadiya just doesn't do chaoses.
When is she ever a Responsible Human?
You deliberately chose to have a kid as a 'single parent' Jack. Be very, very grateful that SBs dad did turn out to be a decent, involved man so you do get your precious arguing on twitter hours to yourself
Gotta love 'single mum' Jack. She forgot to add entire mid term breaks while she fucks off to LJC's. I'd put money on the boy being much happier on those narc-free days anyway, so all good.
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