Hypothetically, of course! Definitely go back & read it. She’s a complete troll (Jack, not Essexgirl)
Jack Monroe #178 I am a human being and I make mistakes
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This is in her likes. A squig fawning over her thinking she is coming to save the world from Trump/Covid/global warming/the sun expanding and absorbing the earth in 4 billion years.
Omg I'm pure gipping at the 'you were born to make changes' comment.
Not one of those statements is true.
Apart from that - spot on Squiggle.
It must be so hard not to slide into people’s DMs with a wee link to Tattle. How can people be so blind?! That said, such squiggles probably wouldn’t entertain tattle as JACK SAYS ITS EVIL SO IT MUST BE TRUE.
could someone repost her apology tweet pls I can’t find it on here? Thanks in advance
Imagine approaching your mid 30s and being demonstrably unemployable, unproductive and unreliable in your own home business, badly organised to the point of being sloppy and late in the organising your business tax affairs, addicted to social media where often times you are aggressive, rude and offensive especially to those more qualified and eminent than yourself and yet still imagine, somehow, to be such an example of success that mere mortals simply wouldn't be able to comprehend the sheer amount of dedication required to be in such a position.
Reckon someone is putting a hexbot on the badge guy for winning Jack's attention 
Wasn't she saying mere days ago that she was self conscious of showing her unsymmetrical face due to the severe lump on her jaw? 
@Silver Linings captured it all here for posterity!
Jack Monroe #177 The vegan version is coming soon
Laptop “won’t be unpacked for a couple of weeks”. She’s bought the forever home, then. Thanks, Patreons! May the roof leak every autumn and the woodworm gnaw at the floorboards.
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ETA. Thank you for the new thread and epic recap @People-huv-tae-know ! Actually Mutley-laughed at “a non entity bot”
Thank you very matt much @FrumpyCat
I genuinely think he was just saying it all to sound gracious and it’s something that will never happen. Hers had clearly been carefully worded but I think his was just as careful, making sure to be the exact opposite to the way she initially kicked off and so nice she couldn’t say a word about it. I noticed he retweeted her independent apology thread as well, making sure it would come up in people’s feeds unlike her reply to himI really hope that friends and colleagues of the CEO have in Jack's words, slid into his DMs and warned him off allowing her anywhere near him or that school.
And all hail Kirstyanother fabulous woman alongside our trifle warrior who is dignified, succinct and takes no bullshit from Jack
ETA: TLDR she was trying to claim some sort of high ground and victim status and he wasn’t going to let her have it... in the most professional way possible. And good on him.
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Are they still online? I’m happy to do a daily watch on the anniversary days?
Still amazing that in the following year Jack was never invited back to the BBC.
I'm sure after the two weeks she hinted a few times there was going to be a follow up. Oh dear. She must've fallen for the polite platitudes from Matt and the production crew in answer to her eager questions - 'so we'll be doing this again then? See you in few weeks? Or at least on Saturday mornings eh Matt, my cheeky lil partner in crime!'
They probably all shuffled their feet, avoided her eye and muttered 'ah yes of course, sure, sure'.
She wrote that herself.
From the squiggle who emailed her contribution to Jack and who now wants their details deleted. Looks like Jack's been up in their DMs with more nastiness.
They're here:
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Jack Monroe is a writer and anti-poverty campaigner with several bestselling cookery books, who has been widely featured in the media. She first became known in 2012 for her blog, where she shared budget recipes and wrote about her experiences of poverty. More recently, she has been criticised...
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I rewatched a few recently
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