Jack Monroe #177 The vegan version is coming soon

[Pocahontas]

I'm going with Robin of Arryn(?) - THAT MAN would have gone straight through the moon door.

I think she’s Unella, the ‘Shame Nun’. Unella loves a pile on - if Jack were in medieval times she would without a doubt be leading her latest Twitter victim through the town, ringing a bell and encouraging them to throw rotten fruit and veg (and the rest).

Spoiler: Shame

 

[ChocolateMuffin]

The LJC bike pic? That's at the crappy bungalow.

Hadn't she LEFT at that point?

 

[Lanie]

Also could smol robot be her side job? Just saying they seems to really stick up for herself her?
Just joking btw.

 

[Veronicaaa]

She's back liking tweets again - about Nikki Grahame and anorexia.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Hadn't she LEFT at that point?

Patio bike pic was two months before she left. The bike pic was taken in March and she left in May.

 

[Veronicaaa]

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

_twat_

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

I think she’s Unella, the ‘Shame Nun’. Unella loves a pile on - if Jack were in medieval times she would without a doubt be leading her latest Twitter victim through a town, ringing a bell and encouraging them to throw rotten fruit and veg.

Spoiler: Shame

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Spoiler: OT GoT sort of

You had me at “Shame Nun”.

 

[traumatised sideboard]

Why's she got a book called 100 Years of Fashion when she's perched on a kitchen worktop like a slop gargoyle wearing trousers with the pattern of sponge carpet underlay, an unironed shirt and bracelets a ten year old would pick up on their summer holiday to Mallorca.

 

[ChocolateMuffin]

Patio bike pic was two months before she left. The bike pic was taken in March and she left in May.

Lads, all sorted then. Jack is definitely not at the crappy bungalow.
You're welcome.

 

[Harrybosch]

Guys, she's moved in with Mr robot. I've triangulated her and have 8000 pages of proof in my lever arch file. Can't share because of GDPR. Anyway, I don't owe you an explanation.

 

[Begborrowsteal]

I really hope that person takes it to the ICO. Even if to just tit her up a bit.

 

[Satisfying Click]

When she uses syntax like _this_ it makes her sound like a more rancid version of Kevin the Teenager

 

[Debarkle]

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She’s using that poor squiggle to tell us she’s moved? Weird flex, Jack.

 

[Whaa?]

Her zoom meeting was on a laptop. Why would she not be using her own?

 

[ChickenPorridge]

She’s using that poor squiggle to tell us she’s moved? Weird flex, Jack.

She can't hold her own pish.

 

[sioc]

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Horseshit. The HH email account mentioned here at least was a Gmail account which you can definitely get to on your phone or literally any random computer. Tbf, I believe she has 3 months to respond to a GDPR deletion request but it costs literally nothing to be nice. Or if not nice, polite.

Editted to add:because I am a conscientious Frau I went looking and can't find where I thought specifically Gmail was mentioned. She could be using some sort of POP based email where she might have limited amounts on her phone rather than the server. Point re:niceness remains though.

 

[ChickenPorridge]

Jack 'I don't have access to my emails right now' Monroe

 

[MancBee]

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Her laptop is in a box 40 miles away.

It is 40 miles from Southend to London.

 

[Shawads]

I can't believe the way she's speaking to this person. I know how mendacious she can be but this feels like next level stuff, belittling, humiliating and publicly. Grade a witch. I'm shocked.