That picture today makes her face look alright to me if she had better toned makeup or filter she wouldn't look so pale.The triple pens pic shows that everything is just another cosplay/dress up opportunity for her. (I'm surprised she's not doing Very Serious glasses though)
It's even worse because we know that she is elsewhere in a very secret location so she had to plan/pack that particular costume. I bet she added the pens to the pocket before she even put it onFor me it's the pens that makes it look like a last minute fancy dress costume. She dressed up to look what she thinks a think tank member would look like.
Anyway, I think think tanks are often weird lobby constructions, so don't feel sorry for those having to be on the receiving end of her dress up party.
Stop posting photos for 5 minutes and no one will notice your wonky chops ya ninny!
Going from the previous violation with the poor lads dinosaur biscuit I'm seeing Freddos with their with heads bitten off.I keep expecting to see something with Freddos all over it when I read this.
It looks to me like she just found shit lying around and was trying to be quirky but she doesn't have a quirky bone in her body so she just looks like a try hard.It's even worse because we know that she is elsewhere in a very secret location so she had to plan/pack that particular costume. I bet she added the pens to the pocket before she even put it on
My favourite part of that episode was when, after she'd had a Grunk and realised people here were questioning her claim that she'd been admitted to A&E, she posted a picture from her triage bed and told us all to fuck off. (In fact, I think that may have actually been the origin of the classic Jackphrase "Now fuck off/get fucked.")Another Frau will probably be able to do a better summary than I can! It’s in thread #66 (and carried on for a couple after) She claimed she’d fallen/fainted into her bathroom sink and somehow managed to clonk her eye on the tap. It was the night before (or two nights before) she was meant to do a talk that she clearly hadn’t prepared for. She ended up posting a selfie of the eye that looked very sparkly in a make up kind of way and then carted herself off to A+E as she claimed she thought she’d broken her eye socket.
ETA: naturally there were several versions of how exactly the ouchy eye happened over the course of a few days.
Derek! Haha!Tilda Swinton?! Ah hahaha.
More like Derek Akorah (RIP) back from the dead and advertising accident compensation.
‘No win, no fee.’
Sorry for going OT but every time Derek Akorah gets mentioned my brain automatically goes to Mary loves DickTilda Swinton?! Ah hahaha.
More like Derek Akorah (RIP) back from the dead and advertising accident compensation.
‘No win, no fee.’
...I was thinking more like a gigantic fucking kick up the arse...(not you dearYou know what's brilliant for an owwey mouth and Keir Starmer jaw? A mask!
she’s always behind the trendNO NO NO
We’ve already done teeth. Move it on
At what point has she been to a doctor over a four day weekend during a pandemic?So if she is not at home at the moment presumably she didn’t visit her own GP? Did L cough up for her to go private?
Oh she was so out of her depth with the rest of her peers there!!!OK, a few things about that terribly terribly important “Government commission” ():
(1) It is not a Government commission. Bright Blue has commissioned it, presumably to advise them in the formulation of their (Bright Blue’s) policy and approach. This suggests to me that Jack DOES NOT EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT SHE’S BEING ASKED TO DO. It’s it’s VERY embarrassing that she’s misrepresented this commission to her 300,000+ Twitter followers.
(2) There are 16 people on the commission, including Jack. Looking at their names and jobs, I think it’s highly unlikely Jack would have got a word in. They would not have been all “behold! Jack is here - let us be silent and hear her wisdom”.
(3) And then she turns up dressed as a waiter. For the love of god, WHY??
(4) In their press release, Bright Blue managed to misspell her name.
(5) Still never mind eh - I bet she enjoyed herself spending hours writing it all up with her coloured pens.
Take a picture of the other fucking side then.
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