A WhatsApp group of media types in recovery who will probably cross paths in real life events post lockdown which will be full of free booze. What could possibly go wrong?
If your date’s Slopbot tell her (?) to stop being such a tight git.@HotesTilaire this is true, whenever I go out to dinner I make a big show of having forgotten my wallet at home then look at my date beguilingly.
I must have missed that class in Sideboard School, thankSPACEyou!@HotesTilaire this is true, whenever I go out to dinner I make a big show of having forgotten my wallet at home then look at my date beguilingly.
Where were those good friends when Was posting about that poor kitten? Why didn't even one of them speak to her about it?
The eternal question. I get them being done with her shit, but why nobody around her tried to help the kitten will forever be beyond me.Where were those good friends when Was posting about that poor kitten? Why didn't even one of them speak to her about it?
At the start of lockdown a literal Rolling Stone posted a vid on socials praising online meetings..... but once you’ve reached the dizzying heights of fame that comes with 3k units sold I understand you require help with more finesseWTF? I'm imagining Jack drawing up a kind of 'fantasy football league' of slebs in recovery who she wants to be in her special group. Why does she think she's so special and her particular problems couldn't be understood by people from other walks of life? Don't actual real celebs, Hollywood actors and the like, attend AA meetings with the general public?
I think if this ever came to fruition (it won’t) then Jack will quickly learn that there are a lot of people who suffer terribly at the hands of actual trolls. Choosing to read a place where people point out lies, inaccuracies and sometimes ludicrous behaviour alongside being a supportive, safe environment is not being trolled.
because they were all buying into the narrative that she was the kitten's saviourThe eternal question. I get them being done with her shit, but why nobody around her tried to help the kitten will forever be beyond me.
The only other people she needs in her group are Vonny Moyes and Jameela Jamil. They could truly understand her struggles...I think if this ever came to fruition (it won’t) then Jack will quickly learn that there are a lot of people who suffer terribly at the hands of actual trolls. Choosing to read a place where people point out lies, inaccuracies and sometimes ludicrous behaviour alongside being a supportive, safe environment is not being trolled.
I’m not saying she’s never had grim DMs but my gut tells me that it’s 100% here she’s referring to. Setting up a ‘support group’ for people who must meet her strict criteria is the kind of self-seeking bullshit that got her 173 threads.
Good god, can you imagine her slop photos with a 60 x magnification?On a lighter topic she’s liked a BBC news tweet about a smartphone offering a 60x zoom camera so perhaps we know her next photo niche... (not squiggled her above like as it’s all public figures)
Slopbot lives in your coat?self-love stew is what I have to eat when my date has suddenly vanished after Slopbot rolls out of my coat with a tin of Mel Donte pineapple and says 'stock your apocalypse bunker with our pineapple chunker'.
She's still reading here then? Wouldn't it just be easier to ignore us than start her very own he-woman cabal hating club. I honestly don't care if she talks smack behind my back because guess what?! I won't know or will I? ( Jokes*)View attachment 511132
Ding ding. This one won’t last long.
She's still reading here then? Wouldn't it just be easier to ignore us than start her very own he-woman cabal hating club. I honestly don't care if she talks smack behind my back because guess what?! I won't know or will I? ( Jokes*)View attachment 511132
Ding ding. This one won’t last long.
Butttt, she tries with English, but then the Greek Cypriot, N Irish, Scottish and Polish gets her really confused 🥲well, that plea to keep it private won't help the poor sods who've already been tagged by squiggles
most of whom I'd wager have faced worse than a friendly, intelligent, funny cabal of gits laughing at crap looking food, mocking up memes and being all round nice people.
also, not only do I have a face, I don't need to be "satiated" by you *shudder* I think you mean "placate". stop getting english wrong!
naaa I reckon it was the puddle of grease/lard
Who the fuck does she think she is?
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