I have been in a rage about this.Marcus, mate.
I wish I could like this comment more than once! You nailed it.I had to use twitter for work and it was a time suck - it could be useful but it mostly was the same "in group" chatting away and promoting each other. With a change in job, I binned it off. I don't miss it and I can confidently say, as a now non-user, it never fucking crosses my mind what's being said on there. The people who use it though, my GOD, don't they just believe they are the elite all-knowing all-seeing, all-understanding creme de la creme of life. It's a joke! They're all just blowing smoke up each others' arses while the rest of the world gets on with life. Sad fucks.
Yes schools here are on Easter holidays nowAre Southend schools on Easter holidays yet? If they are, that would mean it's likely the kid is off spending the next weekat homewith his father. Plenty of time to do things she's far more interested in - like pissing off to a girlfriend's (happy) place for twelve days.
Yes, well done you.You consistently make me laugh.
I’m so proud of you.
Has. She. Started?
That was a really good joke, so proud of you!!! 🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍Yes, well done you.
In fact...well done everyone. I think you're all jolly clever.
Are we all thinking there's several slow cookers full of 'Pityshag Parmigiana' bubbling away in the happy place kitchen right now?
Thankyou dear heart mate.That was a really good joke, so proud of you!!! 🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
I was going to say the same, in fact I was going to do an embroidered Slopbot for over my desk but would deffo pay for a clean image I could print off/trace.I have a bit of wall looking for art. Would definitely pay for a slopbot pic @traumatised sideboard
Dammit, so close, but no. I guess I’ll just keep tweeting at you until you mention my fish/“smol” robots.Thankyou dear heart mate.
(I hope you're fully blue tick'd up as I only acknowledge society's better people?)
Oh cringe
I think she can't acknowledge that things are a lot better for her now, because that would be to admit that either 1. she was never poor; she was always a phone call away from a dig-out, or 2. she is worse off now in a way, because she has nothing to capitalise on without her hardship shtick, which just doesn't go with the curtains. So, slop eternal, bon appetit Jack!I’m fascinated by the difference in attitude between her and MR you know.
Marcus comes from a genuinely difficult background and whilst he does reference it it’s only when it’s relevant, and in order to effect genuine change. Whereas our dear heart mentions her five minute long period of The Pov at the drop of the hat, and never really in an attempt to make any real difference to anyone other than herself.
Looking at Marcus you’d feel hope that there is a good chance that things will get better (and not even in an ‘I can be a Premiership footballer too kind of way) but if you look at our Jackie you’d think you were doomed to live on slop forever. Whilst she’s not expressly saying it the message she is constantly projecting is that things will never really be ok again. I know Marcus is way more wealthy than she is but she is comfortable and can afford nice things and I just wish that once in a while she was honest with herself and others that actually things are a lot better for her now.
I’ve just realised - wasn’t it blue before? Has she actually spent time and realised MR plays “kickyball” for a team who play in red with a rival team who play in blue and changed accordingly?
STOP THE PRESSES
Jack Monroe has CHANGED her emoji heart colour of choice.
This is not a drill.
Let’s hope she doesn’t awaken the flying monkeys, claiming entitlement again!I know it’s verging on petty, but I can’t help thinking that you reap what you sow when I see tweets like this.
Dr Rupi all up in Jacks niche. This is what happens when your main job isn’t Twitter.
Anyway - maybe she will get a guest spot - after all, she does have friends in (C4) high places.
What she really meansCringing so hard my ovaries have just said hello to my earlobes.
Thank you @Silver Linings for these ever increasingly embarrassing screenshots!
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