Jack Monroe #171 Just discovered her and think she’s horrid

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Edit to add judging by her food she's a lukewarm mess.
 
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Typical narc fishing post. 'I'm just dipping in and out cos I got stuff going on'.

In other words I'm lurking to see how many 'U ok hun' posts I can muster and if I happen to be on and answer you can't come at me because I did say dipping in and out. Innit?
 
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Ugh... the sadfishing!

Just go then, stop popping back to say you're going, you utter utter fanny.

It's not an airport Barbara etc etc
 
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I haven't. But I bed he loved playing in 'Legend'
As a young pup I was fascinated by gangsters and prison stories, the krays were some of my favourite subjects , the Tom Hardy remake was brilliant
Don't think I've ever seen made in Britain. I loved the this is England film and series but I am a lot more sensitive nowadays. I tried to rewatch Scum a few years ago and I couldn't handle it. I've definitely mellowed with age, I was much more Tom Hardy in his snooker ball sock days as a youth, now I'm much more Tom Hardy reading stories on cbeebies bedtime
Oh. And bitching about grifty zelebs on the interweb

You weren't this young pup perchance?

https://giphy.com/Pr8tx4ZWLjthm
That's quite frightening I wasn't but I do fancy a pup cuddle now!

Excuse my weird reposts of other quotes out of context, think it's a slip of the hand / crap phone combo
 
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It could be arse redial. J1g perhaps?
 
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The offspring are always more northern Irish /Irish than the parents.

but Jack will never promote her NI heritage as it isn’t cool enough! (Which is why we keep the prod traybake recipes from her)
Please no one tell her about 15s. They are SACRED.
 
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I got all excited there. I might try them anyway.

We should send Jackie some, see if she knows the difference.
No. She will only besmirch their tastiness by purposefully, proudly adding them to some abomination of a sandwich with limp salad and fermented pineapple tin mayo, softy cheap white bread and an egg.
 
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Translation: she's actually busy with something but will use the lack of tweeting to pretend she has *stuff* going on and gather concerned squiggles . Who uploads a pic of their arse when they've got stuff going on?
 
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