Every time I see that headline where she says working in a supermarket is her backup plan it makes me fume! Snobby little Tory maverick!
Jack Monroe #170 Outrageous grifting dirtbag
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I have just read an article in the Guardian about not having to dress smartly when working from home. A few snippets from the article
Dressing down in a comfortable Dries van Noten tracksuit.
Wearing my Jimmy Choo flats to the doctors.
Don't know when I'll get back in my Monolos.
I wore my suits and silk blouses to impress and intimidate.
He misses his white linen suit the most.
These are in an article in a newspaper purporting to be left wing, a paper with it's roots in Manchester. This is a paper that Jack writes for.
No wonder she thinks she is poor, if her contemporaries in the media think having 5 or 6 pairs of gorgeous shoes in the cupboard for work purposes is normal. And I bet they are not from TK Max either!
By the way, what does a "humanitarian development consultant" actually do?
Dressing down in a comfortable Dries van Noten tracksuit.
Wearing my Jimmy Choo flats to the doctors.
Don't know when I'll get back in my Monolos.
I wore my suits and silk blouses to impress and intimidate.
He misses his white linen suit the most.
These are in an article in a newspaper purporting to be left wing, a paper with it's roots in Manchester. This is a paper that Jack writes for.
No wonder she thinks she is poor, if her contemporaries in the media think having 5 or 6 pairs of gorgeous shoes in the cupboard for work purposes is normal. And I bet they are not from TK Max either!
By the way, what does a "humanitarian development consultant" actually do?
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I think because she actually really does eat pot noodles, so she can muster up enthusiasm for them. The other weird povplay slop is just how she gets her publicity because that's what higher ups think the poors should eat. She doesn't really like food and cooking, she likes convenience snacks and sweets.
I like food. I wouldn’t eat a pot noodle if you paid me.
I was in my 20's when these were first marketed in the UK. I had one, not impressed, never had another.
The next ‘article’ claims the average spend on a U.K. wedding is £30,000 and to save money you could just go and register for $35.
It is getting more and more like the Breakdown (have we seen Jack’s contribution yet?) which told me this morning that Instagram was not a true reflection of real life.
If Jack surrounds herself with people who write this tripe for a living no wonder she thinks she deserves a collective noun for talking shite on zoom for two hours.
I noticed this earlier....I am sure it will be something worthy of praise and I am also sure that Jack will be reading it with green eyes too.
By the way, Jack (when you are up and catching up here), I know you primarily grift with the povvo play, but when do you think it will be time to admit that your campaigning has actually been worse than useless, that it has achieved nothing apart from offering Tories an excuse for lambasting poor people who can’t make their money stretch, and that you just aren’t very good at it? I ask, because I see what a young lad like Marcus (MBE) has achieved in such a short time and it’s as clear as day that you just aren’t very good at it, both THEN and NOW.
By the way, Jack (when you are up and catching up here), I know you primarily grift with the povvo play, but when do you think it will be time to admit that your campaigning has actually been worse than useless, that it has achieved nothing apart from offering Tories an excuse for lambasting poor people who can’t make their money stretch, and that you just aren’t very good at it? I ask, because I see what a young lad like Marcus (MBE) has achieved in such a short time and it’s as clear as day that you just aren’t very good at it, both THEN and NOW.
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I do like one about once a year - in a roll. Only with a hangover. But I wouldn’t base my entire personality on it.
Are you still talking about pot noodles?
How do you have them in a roll (or stottie-sorry, couldn’t resist!)?
I think of triffids every time I see the road sign for ‘Heavy Plant Crossing’
not as sad as ‘Cats Eyes Removed’
No supermarket would employ her, with her timekeeping and attitude
I’m increasingly convinced the editor of the Guardian is Edina Monsoon.
Could you imagine her?! A customer asks for where the tinned soups are, and plucky Jack promptly leads them to baked beans, wash off the juice and you got a soup, plus beeeeans!!! A tin is a tin!!!
Even worse on checkout, lobbing the groceries, just bunging them in the bag.
Displays and cleaning duties? Naaaaaaah!!!
Did anyone else see Corronation Street Monday night? Amy Barlow saying that SM is real life because "you can say what you mean, out there on the street you have to pretend and be nice to people".
It was meant as a comedic take on SM, but I think that is the way Jack thinks. She thinks Twitter is real life, and her Twitter followers are her real friends. (And I doubt she's on her own)
It was meant as a comedic take on SM, but I think that is the way Jack thinks. She thinks Twitter is real life, and her Twitter followers are her real friends. (And I doubt she's on her own)
Yup, cheap biscuits are great, and go a long way when you're low on cash!Ok Jack, does that mean we will see you posting through the early hours?
xx sleep well dear heart!
Re:the posh biscuits. I know we have some fraus who work for foodbanks but in this scenario would it not be better to buy 2-3 packs of own brand chocolate digestives for example, rather than mcvities? (Because you could help 3 families and sometimes with branding it is all hype?
for me the biggest thing is that the Lidl ‘’choco caramel’ is the best Mars bar ever and is much cheaper so I could potentially help more people.
I get the argument when you get down to value level beans and they only have 5 beans in them but I just really get confused by Jack wanting luxury goods yet promoting the cheapest then promoting luxury goods again
Source: basically lived on those Lidl digestives and fruit shortcakes in my first year of uni
Sorry cannot direct message you.
Was it Manna al Sama? If yes, google and lots of recipes. Lush xx If Jack is reading enjoy
Was it Manna al Sama? If yes, google and lots of recipes. Lush xx If Jack is reading enjoy
I love Marcus's 'I want to know what you think'.
If Jack tweeted this she'd say 'no guesses please this is my story to tell' and limit the Tweet replies.
If Jack tweeted this she'd say 'no guesses please this is my story to tell' and limit the Tweet replies.
God, she's just soooooo bad at the thing she claims now to be a master of - in the grand scheme of presenting gigs this snippet rates as a mere footnote yet still, uncomfortable looking at the camera, visibly having to focus on remembering her lines, mumbling delivery of said lines - it's incredible that she is oblivious (or just in denial) to it. For all the criticism of her being addicted to, and carving a career from, twitter, there is unlikely to have ever been a person so perfectly suited to a whole life spent doing something that requires so little in the way of skill, talent and hard work.Well, this has somehow infiltrated my YouTube recommended list (another joyful distraction now tainted by the bootstrapcock)
It's only bloody got 42 views, so why have I been cursed?
duck sake.
Would anyone care to speculate how much of the 2min 8sec is spent referring to self?
Not as sweet as coconut ice and a different texture, much softer, but I shall be trying a mashup of recipes, thanks!
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