It says something about someone when they simply must, for their own sake, wade in and claim attention at every possible opportunity but that the only ground on which they feel comfortable is the patronisation of animals.
Jack Monroe #170 Outrageous grifting dirtbag
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Cooper doesn't look at all menacing in that photo, he's just sitting there and looking, like cats do. She could've spent five minutes facetuning him to look fuming, it's not that hard.
Bonus terrible joke.
Q: what's the feline weapon of choice?
Bonus terrible joke.
Q: what's the feline weapon of choice?
A katana 
When she was in Edinburgh and I was at the bus station near her apartment, i was genuinely terrified that I would see her.
I think I would just have put my hand up and said "no!"
I think I would just have put my hand up and said "no!"
I just texted that joke to my step dad, lmao.Cooper doesn't look at all menacing in that photo, he's just sitting there and looking, like cats do. She could've spent five minutes facetuning him to look fuming, it's not that hard.
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Bonus terrible joke.
Q: what's the feline weapon of choice?
A katana
He's a 79 year old crazy cat man with a passion for terrible jokes.
I daydream about having Cooper with my three. He'd fit in nicely and get all the attention and playtime he clearly isn't getting from Jackass.
ah man, I can *hear* that "I'll accept"
and, yes, it was apparently a persona or whatever in those days but it's gonna be so interesting when she takes over countdown and has to play nice on a gameshow
on topic, Jack's still a twit and hasn't gone viral, but cooper's a beautiful rogue of a kitty
I have so much I could say about alcohol, other addictions and also counsellors saying bleeping stupid things but I’m a bit late to the conversation as usual!
very excited by the weakest link star amongst us though! Loved that show! It probably wouldn’t be allowed nowadays but I’d love it back (and Goldenballs as well)
very excited by the weakest link star amongst us though! Loved that show! It probably wouldn’t be allowed nowadays but I’d love it back (and Goldenballs as well)
You can see how they'd be confused with the rabbit in a garage.
I went on a google and found this article about the DW/JM hoohah, look at this write up of her;
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I once stood near DW at a gig so I am him. What’s she saying about my books now?
No, we don’t want equestrian Jack making an appearance.We used to do the same on our yard! In the hay barn though so no one could grab you to do more work before you’d finished your lunch! I think I had too many back then so now can’t stomach them.
We probably shouldn’t talk about horses too much in a Jack thread though
Oh FFS. I know we're all bored and waiting for a chaos, but I honestly don't think I can take another revival of Book Critic/DW Pile-On Jack.
We want new material!
"What's the going rate for used lightbulbs these days?"
Last full moon brought us GoHenry chaos the day after. Come on Worm Moon, it’s a tough act to follow but you can do this!
Love the bored frog description.
The DW pile one are soooo boring. He's not to everyone's taste, but no one offers up anything 'worthy', or even any alternative titles. They just want to slag off Walliams, they don't give an actual damn about children reading really.
Sorry, bit late but I was BUSY drawing mom's garden.
If I were to bump into Jack (unlikely, would have to get on a plane
) I would tell her:
"Get out of my way, you grifting grifter."
Followed by a sharp: "Chef's kiss from the coven." Then I would walk away with a slightly bouncy walk.
If I were to bump into Jack (unlikely, would have to get on a plane
) I would tell her:"Get out of my way, you grifting grifter."
Followed by a sharp: "Chef's kiss from the coven." Then I would walk away with a slightly bouncy walk.
Poor Cooper, he always looks so fed up!
Thread title Jack Monroe 171 The Salmonella Queen of Cordon Bleugh
Thread title Jack Monroe 171 The Salmonella Queen of Cordon Bleugh
Imagine if David Walliams had called unhappy, vulnerable and bewildered foster children 'feral' 
And those were real identifiable people. Not fiction.
And those were real identifiable people. Not fiction.
If I met Jack I would try to get her to sign up to my patreon, and also maybe see if she would sent me a Yorkie bar or some Sophie Conran crockery for my birthday.
my mum and (dead) dad have both been on the weakest link. Different episodes. Early Anne Robinson era. They are link that. Mum won. She likes being on telly-they have also been on Ground Force.
They are link that. Mum won. She likes being on telly-they have also been on Ground Force.- Status