YOU TOURED WITH BOBBY GILLESPIE pls spill lots of tea. Jack who?
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There's part of a digested giant squid inside the NHM. FACTS. (Clearly I'm a marine biologist now
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- there's a documentary on Netflix called My Octopus Teacher, it's very good. Eye opening actually, well for me anyway, really recommend it. But be warned, it may soften this hardened opinion...
I was cleaning a squid to cook once, and there was a small, undigested, sardine-like fish in its stomach. Bonus!There's part of a digested giant squid inside the NHM. FACTS. (Clearly I'm a marine biologist now
It was before primal scream were huge...i was as dull then as i am now.... making sure everyone got to bed early and up in time for the bus
. I was the plain boiled rice, not the bootlace pasta with a slurry on top
Absolutely not @Blurp I hate it. It looks like an egg yolk, the texture of its skin and it looks so fleshy, I'm just imagining it reaching out and putting a reassuring tentacle on my arm 
The documentary sounds interesting but I don't think I could watch that much of an octopus in motion and definitely not if there's any direct human-octopus contact. If they just send each other memes on Whatsapp I could probs manage it.
The documentary sounds interesting but I don't think I could watch that much of an octopus in motion and definitely not if there's any direct human-octopus contact. If they just send each other memes on Whatsapp I could probs manage it.Is.....is an octopus different to a squid 
? I think they're both cool. But...squid ink pasta makes me shudder. Leave the squidz alone
? I think they're both cool. But...squid ink pasta makes me shudder. Leave the squidz alone@DinosaurSenior there has got to be a story about Bobby Gillespie and an octopus. If not, make one up!
Jack's black death noodles are.....Slurry With a Hnnnngggg on Top.
© Oklahoma the musical. Or something
© Oklahoma the musical. Or something
Bobby Gillespie is kind to cephalopods pass it on
Although I love octopi, I would never judge those with chapodiphobia (fear of octopi) as I have molluscophobia (fear of slugs). It's irrational and has been with me from a young child.
have you seen this? 
Woman goes viral on TikTok after unknowingly holding one of the ‘most venomous octopus species’ in the world
There is no known anti-venom to treat a person who has been bitten
She's got a fecking phone poised over the frying pan...I was just reflecting on Jack's final This Morning appearance before she lost her slot because of slightly uncooked pasta
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WTF? She's missed her Darwin Award this time around, haha.
Woman goes viral on TikTok after unknowingly holding one of the ‘most venomous octopus species’ in the world
There is no known anti-venom to treat a person who has been bittenwww.independent.co.uk
the dumbo octopus looks like the piglet squid, perhaps the answer is in dressing them up if squid are acceptably chill?Absolutely not @Blurp I hate it. It looks like an egg yolk, the texture of its skin and it looks so fleshy, I'm just imagining it reaching out and putting a reassuring tentacle on my arm
That black spaghetti and sardine thing is an abomination, even by Jack’s standards.
Imagine if she’d had a Nigella-style TV series where at the end they show her friends cheerfully gathering at her table for a lovely meal and *that* is plonked in front of them. Imagine the horrified silence.
And imagine if she’d ever presented this kind of stuff to Allegra, an actual trained and successful chef who appears to understand flavour.
Jack’s recipes are so far below even the lowest bar out there, it’s embarrassing that she is still making a living (of sorts) in food.
Imagine if she’d had a Nigella-style TV series where at the end they show her friends cheerfully gathering at her table for a lovely meal and *that* is plonked in front of them. Imagine the horrified silence.
And imagine if she’d ever presented this kind of stuff to Allegra, an actual trained and successful chef who appears to understand flavour.
Jack’s recipes are so far below even the lowest bar out there, it’s embarrassing that she is still making a living (of sorts) in food.
Yes, absolutely. Or swigging a shot of ‘ocean breeze’ washing detergent.
Oh god. It’s like the horse juice all over again. Can one milk a squid?Is.....is an octopus different to a squid
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Yes, absolutely one could milk a squid. Much as one could milk a story for attention.
If you don't have squid an octopus will do.
A cephalopod is a cephalopod.
If you don't have squid an octopus will do.
A cephalopod is a cephalopod.
It looks like someone with a bleeding ulcer's been sick all over a bowl of licorice whips.
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