She’ll be looking for Derek Akorah if that happens. But he’s DEAD.Imagine her shock when Viv turns up!
She’ll be looking for Derek Akorah if that happens. But he’s DEAD.Imagine her shock when Viv turns up!
It would have to be a three-part special just to fit in coworkers from all her old jobs!Do they still make that telly show ‘This Is Your Life’?
You’d be hired in a flash for Jack’s.
Stressed octopuses sometimes eat their own tentacles.Very vaguely on topic - being vegan doesn't mean you love all animals, I absolutely hate octopuses. I was fine with them existing in the ocean as I never go in the ocean but then I saw videos of them walking on land and - not to be dramatic - I would die on the spot if I saw an octopus slithering towards me. Horrifying. Not that they're going to turn up in the queue at my local Tesco with a basket of frozen cod or climb the stairs to my flat and post themselves through my letterbox but it does freak me out. Squid are chill though.
ETA: Jack come back, we're talking about cephalopods ffs.
I love the fact on a regular basis we have all at one time or another asked this rather plaintive question in a bewildered fashion.She really can't cook, can she?
Allegra’s latest.I love the fact on a regular basis we have all at one time or another asked this rather plaintive question in a bewildered fashion.
It starts as a sort of a in-joke that she can't cook and is just funny. Then usually one particularly appalling dish triggers an awful realisation that it is no joke - she really really can't cook. Like really can't. I think for me it was some brown splodge with an egg (I think that is what it once maybe identified as) on top.
(Btw I can really see her on Desert Island Discs at some point. No idea what her book choice might be).
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Imagine if someone served you this at a dinner party? I would simply have to get my partner to ring me with a fake emergency.
Dry looking squid ink pasta/noodles, chewy lemon, tinned sardines and tomato puree? Nah x
I love that - I hope I would be an ‘unruly experiment participant’ if I felt so inclinedI like them. Their intelligence is such a mystery to scientists that they see them as being like aliens. Check this out...
(btw, panic over, Mackie‘s tweeting again!)
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I had squid ink risotto once when I was in Spain and actually it was delicious (I was a bit sceptical). Not really fishy, a little bit salty but quite a subtle flavour with a really deep savoury aftertaste. It wasn’t what I was expecting at all.Does anyone know what squid ink tastes like?
I'm imagining like when you bite a pen but I don't think that's the case.
TELL US ALL THE STORIES!Also....primal scream chat earlier reminded me of the time that my (tit) band went on tour with them 30 years ago. That's my only claim to fame
How about the Opisthoteuthis Adorabilis? Even scientists squee at it.Very vaguely on topic - being vegan doesn't mean you love all animals, I absolutely hate octopuses. I was fine with them existing in the ocean as I never go in the ocean but then I saw videos of them walking on land and - not to be dramatic - I would die on the spot if I saw an octopus slithering towards me. Horrifying. Not that they're going to turn up in the queue at my local Tesco with a basket of frozen cod or climb the stairs to my flat and post themselves through my letterbox but it does freak me out. Squid are chill though.
ETA: Jack come back, we're talking about cephalopods ffs.
Hehehe!!! All I can say is Blobby Gillespie was quite nice. Definitely star materialTELL US ALL THE STORIES!