It’s his birthday
God she makes it all about her
Jack Monroe #169 Please don’t argue about turnips
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God she makes it all about her
Also please don't say she has hyacinth's they are lethal to cats.
It's poooCongratulations to @Sideboard Bob for the thread title!I think this might be my favourite one
Your prize: a framed print of Turnipbot (who wants to ask him nicely?)
Recap of last thread
- Her Twitter was reactivated after a night’s break.
- The burning issue of what a turnip is brought her back.
- Behold her beautiful (rented) garden.
- The BBC Big Book Weekend live happened. Bit meh, really. She didn’t know how to pronounce ‘culinary’ until recently. Apparently.
- There’s a jungle on her desk. Also ... ‘housemate’.
- Cooper likes tarts.
- She mentioned her ‘boisterous puppydog ADHD’ and ‘yelled‘ at a photo of a Hyacinth in a bucket.
- She deactivated her Twitter. But then reactivated it.
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Hear hear
Absolute charlatan
Most just have a designated private account for shitposting/whining/general cringe rather than oversharing on the 'professional' account...Blue tick accounts are also supposed to be public. You aren't supposed to private them every time you do a chaos/people disagree with you and you go off in a huff. It's against Twitter's TOS.
It'd cause an epic narc rage but might just be the best thing that ever happened to her. She could have a simple Twitter run by Caroline (ha) with announcements about book releases etc and take the sloppy food pics to Insta, which tends to be a bit more friendly and has less politics.Imagine if they just delete it and she has to start all over again.
Just like Jack it seems
I only just got the hyacinths in a bucket thing
Just wait for the tweet about x years ago she had the most painful labour in the history of womankind. Or the easiest because she is the best.
Re: starsigns, I am not a believer, but that might be because I was born under the sign of Leo, and horoscopes tend to call me an arrogant megalomaniac duck before predicting an argument on Thursday. It's the Scorpios I feel sorry for though - poor dark psychopathic serial killers!
One of the many times she privated I looked into it, and it seems like they do allow some time on private if it is an individual account for a person now in response to the amount of hate some people can be deluged with (notJack). They don’t define clearly where the tipping point would be to make it not a public figure anymore though.Blue tick accounts are also supposed to be public. You aren't supposed to private them every time you do a chaos/people disagree with you and you go off in a huff. It's against Twitter's TOS.
Organisations still can’t private.
Me too!I'm a Scorpio
I'm an only child (
) (i.e automatically selfish apparently lmao) and a Leo, so I feel your pain !!Don't worry, we can strop out of the horoscope page in a huff together!I'm an only child (
I'm married to Scorpio and my son is a Leo.
I'm absolutely fucked, aren't I?
Are you.....my son?I'm an only child (
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Siri show me performance parenting.
I’m a Libra and so is Mr V so sometimes making a decision is difficult
I'm a Cancer too and I just think it's the most hilarious of star signs. Everyone else gets to wear zodiac jewellery etc, but who wants a cute script necklace with Cancer on it?@orphanblack my husband is a Pisces along with my brother and his wife. I feel a bit left out sometimes.
ETA I'm a Cancer so I'm a bit sensitive anyway
I’m an Aries I think, I remember when I was younger it depended which paper Dad had bought as some had me as Taurus in the horoscopes 
Sorry but that prompted an awful work memory. A (what I didn't know at the time) Narc mother completely appropriating her daughter's terminal illness. Didn't know about Narcissm 30 years ago.
Star sign
virgo. Clearly the result of a Christmas party..!
I’m sure someone else knows how to find the tweet where she said this, but according to her she didn’t make a sound plus she watched her own c-section.
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