Tesco lunch meal deal, stick a candle in it 
Hello, sir? Pity party for one, this way. Ah, Christ.
Hello, sir? Pity party for one, this way. Ah, Christ.
Jack Monroe #165 She’s in a fugue state
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Nine minutes? That's only enough time to chop half an onion!
God, I am so not surprised that she's the kind of person who'd respond to a cheerful "happy birthday" with "NO IT ISN'T, MY LIFE IS tit"
God, I am so not surprised that she's the kind of person who'd respond to a cheerful "happy birthday" with "NO IT ISN'T, MY LIFE IS tit"
It really enrages me when she does the “eurgh, no, I might catch something!” thing when people say “duck the bullies” and I can’t quite put my finger on why. Maybe it’s because she’s slut shaming, in which case she can get to duck because she’s the thirstiest leech who ever looked for a sugar mummy. Or maybe it’s that she’s implying we’re dirty when we’ve all seen the state of the grime under her nails and that ungodly rag rug. Either way it’s such a lame response.
Anyway, I’d rather duck the reanimated corpse of Margaret Thatcher than get it on with a dementor like Jack, especially if it meant I could avoid being the recipient of a lumpen, rock hard cake after the act.
Anyway, I’d rather duck the reanimated corpse of Margaret Thatcher than get it on with a dementor like Jack, especially if it meant I could avoid being the recipient of a lumpen, rock hard cake after the act.
It's ok Titz, I feel like we're on the other side now.
I need to lie down now. Disappointment has exhausted me
I also have a face but... I mean... why doesn’t she just... NOT READ HERE? Live in blissful ignorance?! Also not bullying, only discussing what you put out into the public domain, dear heart.Joke‘s on you Jack... I have a face!
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She can start her monthly crisp journey and the victim narrative again and add in ‘oh but it’s my birthday’ as much as she wants but we wouldn’t be here if she didn’t need called out for triggering duck out of people, grifting like a good ‘un and never bloody delivering what she’s paid for.
Oh that's just sadness plated
Oh not Dr Turner not quite as bad as Kathy Burke being in the fan club but it’s tainted Call the Midwife for me this
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'Always salt and vinegar until my tongue hurts as much as my heart does'Joke‘s on you Jack... I have a face!
I love this, thank you and to everyone who replied filling in my gaps
Obviously this now makes me want to grunk the whole Edinburgh chapter
I'm so cross with her. Imagine having a ten year old small boy who likes to Google your name and you have written that you plan to have miserable crappy birthday apart from the nine minutes in which you'll be fleecing del monte and disappointing your 'viewers/readers', whatever she calls them.
Just so mean. I hope she's kinder to him than the impression she gives
To be fair I can see why SB and Bubble buddy didn’t mind when they didn’t get M&S parmentier potatoes..... oh sorry I mean ‘roast potatoes’ in their Christmas dinner.
WTF is that tit supposed to be? It looks like smol roast potatoes on bread covered in cheapo gravy. Am I hallucinating??
She's getting all up in our niche. THAT WOMAN.
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