Jack Monroe #165 She’s in a fugue state
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Nigella looks less enthusiastic than Jack
Under four hours until the hat party begins
It’s a happy day!
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I'm trying to laugh quietly so I don't wake MC Dad and I'm making noises like a wheezy seal ffs! The cabal comments are on 
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.Does she know the cable aren’t miserable ?
I alway laugh when people today go on about honesty and being honest, especially on sm. Then when people are they are being mean. Is no one aware of the saying the truth can hurt. No everybody is going to love what you do and by telling you so they are being honest.
Perhaps she should think us more honest then mean in future.
Also regarding the hats it's nice to see miss havisham have fun at her wedding breakfast at last.
Perhaps she should think us more honest then mean in future.
Also regarding the hats it's nice to see miss havisham have fun at her wedding breakfast at last.
It must really wind her up reading the top quality lols we have amongst ourselves here, especially when she has to serve up dead small talk jokes like the £3 nakd smoothie in a meal deal over on her Twitter.
Not our fault you lack the range sweetie
Not our fault you lack the range sweetie
Official request for my hat to be made into a road traffic cone
Oh my god the hat fits my avatar so well! Matches and everything.
This will be the highlight of my day, I can already tell.
This will be the highlight of my day, I can already tell.
Should have made sure it was in your conetract.
Future grunkers will be all hyped up for this thread bless them
Expectations: del monte pineapple chaos
Reality: 25 pages of HATS
They don’t know what’s about to HAT them.
I wonder if Tattle know what they’ve unleashed? Sheer joy with tiny hats, bravo Tattle!
Yeah, I wasted my time finding an image of the Del Monte man without his hat, so I could make it my avatar. Despite the fact I have a work deadline looming. What has the cabal done to me?
Day off, a chaos to look forward to and now hats too?! I'm delighted!
Plus my husband is Irish, so that must make me half Irish - I'm just like Jack!
Plus my husband is Irish, so that must make me half Irish - I'm just like Jack!
LOOK AT MY HAT!!
Caught up (for 5 mins I bet, these threads move too fast!) and am seriously considering skipping my exercise class tonight for the live tattle-along. Who am I? I don’t like myself this way!
Also, yay little hats!
Also, yay little hats!
The cabal have got their hats on
Hip, hip, hip hooray
The cabal have got their hats on
Cos it’s Mel Donte day today!
Hip, hip, hip hooray
The cabal have got their hats on
Cos it’s Mel Donte day today!
Apologies if this has been posted previously, but here's The Fugueitive (2013 version) on birthdays.
(ETA: I love my hat!)
(ETA: I love my hat!)
pretty sure she lifted the “boys smell like wotsits and hamsters” thing from one of the Angus, Thongs & Full-Frontal Snogging books. (And yes I am 33 and think those books are genius)
Literally nothing she does is original
Wasn’t 2013 when destitution, prostitution and food stealing took place?
Edit: with receipt
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