So did she get the job in the fire service when she was 16?!
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Or was the party just held at the station? Didn’t know you could rent them.
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Or was the party just held at the station? Didn’t know you could rent them.
Jack Monroe #165 She’s in a fugue state
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please still let me be a Frau but I’m jealous of the easter themed Colin
Amazing what you can do when your dad's a
See the Ocado delivery has been....
Also can we have Easter bonnets in a couple of weeks...pleeeeze
Also can we have Easter bonnets in a couple of weeks...pleeeeze
that colin has a HAT
i mean, she wouldn't actually have seen us all having hat fun and gone to m+s for a special easter colin with a hat, would she?!
it's further away than lidl, so probs not, but conspiracy theories can be fun
i mean, she wouldn't actually have seen us all having hat fun and gone to m+s for a special easter colin with a hat, would she?!
it's further away than lidl, so probs not, but conspiracy theories can be fun
Holy duck, don't have a joint party with your kid. Let your poor child have their own birthday! Don't be the wacky, overbearing mum that hijacks everything while wearing a silly outfit. Eddie from Ab Fab is not a parenting role model.
My SB’s birthday is three days before mine and right before Xmas
so my birthday has been a very low key event for the past 10 years. Can honestly say I have never considered having a joint birthday party with him (because he is a child and I am an actual adult).
You're also not a selfish, attention seeking hole either!My SB’s birthday is three days before mine and right before Xmas
You could so imagine our Jack blowing out the candles before SB could and laughing about it.
It's looks like you're trying to celebrate St Patrick's Day.
Do you need any help?
Hats should make a comeback. And I don't just mean Jack's BOY baseball cap or Mr Smolbots' inevitable fedora. More hats!!
PS Of course Jack had pink princess parties and thought boys were smelly when she was growing up. Of course.
PS Of course Jack had pink princess parties and thought boys were smelly when she was growing up. Of course.
Gang, I'm off up to the shops..does anyone want anything? Lion Bars, Discos, Curly Wurlys, pipe of Pringles?
Some cheap softy soft white bread, block of lard and gravy granules
sometimes I am!You're also not a selfish, attention seeking hole either!
You could so imagine our Jack blowing out the candles before SB could and laughing about it.
She would totally take all the attention and then have a tantrum over something and ruin the day.
Don't forget some vegan-ish nibbles for the viggles!
There aren't any vigils/protests scheduled for tonight are there? They do seem to strike at the worst times for Jack.
Ocado do M&S now. It’ll be in her weekly delivery.that colin has a HAT
i mean, she wouldn't actually have seen us all having hat fun and gone to m+s for a special easter colin with a hat, would she?!
it's further away than lidl, so probs not, but conspiracy theories can be fun
Feck's sake, how am I s'posed to fit me halo under this hat?
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