Jack Monroe #165 She’s in a fugue state

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That, my friend, is what a "literal food expert" eats for dinner...
 
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What the gaslighting, grifting charlatan is having a birthday? as she keeps losing hers
 
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Jack's food choices when she is feeling bad really don't inspire me to buy Good Food for Bad Days.
 
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Happy birthday to the smol pixie.

I raided the Sunday School tuck cupboard and brought treats for everyone to share. Suitable for all - vegans and veganishes alike.

PS I am trying to lurk less and post a bit more and CAN’T BELIEVE I JUST SENT A GIF TO THE CABAL. I am a genuine fangirl of the whole lot of you.
 
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Will she make a birthday cake for herself? They say it can make you go blind, you know...
 
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I’m 50 in a few months and I consider this bang on middle aged. I SHAN’T be celebrating with a supermarket sandwich, even though I have a salaried job so could afford a rock hard too cold bagel.
 
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After Jack sharing that 'roast potato' and gravy sandwich, I can understand why a supermarket meal deal sarnie may be considered a treat by her
 
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If Caroline has hands I think we can have faces

I always thought bullying was when you did horrible things to a person. We don’t go and harass her on her socials or in real life. She could forget this place existed and maybe not read it any more as she is unlikely to ever enjoy the conversation.
 
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The rainbow butterdish is from Asda (I has one but I keep trinkets in mine)
But why not tampons?

it’s not my birthday until august but I’m tempted to try the Jack way of responding to people saying ‘happy birthday’ to me as an experiment and see how many friends I’m left with after. Hypothesis: none.
 
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