Jack Monroe #164 I say, has anybody seen my girlfriend's scarf?
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Anyone else getting extreme Alan Partridge standing on a spike vibes?
She's such a loser!!
Thank Lord Jesus Christ I hadn't put the vodka you know where yet.
In your eyeball, like all the kids do?
Maraschino, my fave
This is actually incredibly rude of the smol pixie to do.
Just think of all the yellow sticker chicken now going grey in fridges across the nation as it will no longer be destined to be upside pineapple chicken. Thank god we left the pineapple cans unopened! Sweet respite!
Just think of all the yellow sticker chicken now going grey in fridges across the nation as it will no longer be destined to be upside pineapple chicken. Thank god we left the pineapple cans unopened! Sweet respite!
“Mommy the meanies on tattle noticed you’ve not paid attention to me, please pay attention to me or it’s like you’re kicking SB. Mommy?”
I’m going to crawl inside your kind words and breathe for a bit.Just go to your happy place. Think of the granola
If that doesn’t work then I am going to take my broken pieces into the kitchen and watch a boiling pot.
Or just watch that Grace thing everyone has been tweeting about. Heard it is really really stressful
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ugh! she's got no respect whatsoever for us ninnies who've planned our day around this! grr!! 
Definitely disappeared from my feed too.Here’s a link to her original story that I hope works - very different tone.
https://scontent-ort2-1.cdninstagra...=60533256&oh=b1d0f26d9a32c06a1eedea2cadb8f165
ETA: This had definitely vanished from her stories but now seems to be back in an ever so slightly different cut... I’m so confused. I should know better than to try to make sense from Jack by now
Oh! How she teases us.
Have you tried making a risotto? I hear that's very soothing to one's soul.....I’m going to crawl inside your kind words and breathe for a bit.
If that doesn’t work then I am going to take my broken pieces into the kitchen and watch a boiling pot.
Or just watch that Grace thing everyone has been tweeting about. Heard it is really really stressful
BREAKING NEWS 
like we didn’t see this coming, tech problems, wobbly head problems, attacked by the rug of doom
It’s absolutely wild that Twitter Jack fans have NO clue that this just happened.
Beautifully crafted.
Grace thing. Series not half as stressful as the book.
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