Jack Monroe #164 I say, has anybody seen my girlfriend's scarf?

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Unfluencer

Unfluencer

I have prepared an oven slop so that my sloplings could help themselves while I watched tonight.

I bet Del Boy is not pleased.
 
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Veronicaaa

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On her insta stories : "As you know, I really love canned fruit, but there's a vigil at Parliament Square at exactly the same time, and I feel like it would be disrespectful to broadcast all over that." Where to start, Jack, where to start?
 
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Orphan_Black

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Veronicaaa said:
On her insta stories : "As you know, I really love canned fruit, but there's a vigil at Parliament Square at exactly the same time, and I feel like it would be disrespectful to broadcast all over that." Where to start, Jack, where to start?
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Oh duck off, Jack. You're bandwaggoning as an excuse?! twit.
 
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BeautifulTrauma

BeautifulTrauma

She must have used all of her bravery points that she had saved up in her bravery jar this weekend, and just couldn't go through with Mel Donte.

Such a waste, I'll watch Landslide (cover, a capella) and listen to her accidentally conquer her fears instead.
 
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Brian Butterfield

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Veronicaaa said:
On her insta stories : "As you know, I really love canned fruit, but there's a vigil at Parliament Square at exactly the same time, and I feel like it would be disrespectful to broadcast all over that." Where to start, Jack, where to start?
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ChickenPorridge

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She cannot be bleeping serious. After on purpose-megaphoning herself off the back of Sarah Everard's death?
 
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Veronicaaa

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Del Monte understand that she's a campaigner as well as a food writer, apparently. Does that mean she's off to Parliament Square, then? lol just kidding of course it doesn't.
 
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I think she’s thrown a flounce and stormed off when Del Monte said “are you sure you’re a cook after the rehearsal.
 
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Unfluencer

Unfluencer

More people Jack has managed to piss off: all the ‘disrespectful’ sods at work at 6pm tonight.
 
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CabalofBolorneaise

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Veronicaaa said:
On her insta stories : "As you know, I really love canned fruit, but there's a vigil at Parliament Square at exactly the same time, and I feel like it would be disrespectful to broadcast all over that." Where to start, Jack, where to start?
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Here’s a link to her original story that I hope works - very different tone.



ETA: This had definitely vanished from her stories but now seems to be back in an ever so slightly different cut... I’m so confused. I should know better than to try to make sense from Jack by now 🤣
 
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