Just because you can put random ingredients together doesn't make it a recipe. I really get the impression she just doesn't understand this sometimes.
I've bored you all with my story about when my daughter made me breakfast in bed when she was about 7 - it consisted of a burnt fried egg, marmalade and raisins sprinkled on top - but it really didn't look dissimilar to that picture. About as bizarre.
I have been giving this a lot of thought, and I think the perfect vehicle to relaunch Jack's TV career could be that seminal 90s series 'Get Stuffed'.
Fond memories of watching this at 2am, straight after Prisoner Cell Block H. I think Jack could thrive as lead presenter in a reboot of this student classic.
Egg in a Mess - Bad Food for Any Day
Corned Beef - The Prequel