The police just called. I'm being charged with discussing information Jack posted online and laughing at the inconsistencies.
I'm looking at twenty five years to life
I'm looking at twenty five years to life
Jack Monroe #156 Super crabby ADHD faux vegan is mendacious
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Some have been quicker.
I vaguely remember @Silver Linings screenshotting one that was deleted less than a minute later!
I need a cigarette (edited to squiggle)
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I've got tit to do but I'm glued to this thread. I might have to eat my tea in the shower to save some precious time
Oh Sam 
I feel like Sam might be amongst us.
Sam! Sam! Sam!
They CALLED? I only got an email!The police just called. I'm being charged with discussing information Jack posted online and laughing at the inconsistencies.
I'm looking at twenty five years to life
GoHenry: "We've closed your account because you have repeatedly and publically announced that it was fradulently obtained."
Jack: "Right, but that wasn't true."
GoHenry: "..."
Jack: "If you look at the account history you'll see I wasn't actually using it for my groceries. I was using a normal bank card. The account is my son's."
GoHenry: "But you said on Twitter, on Sarah Akwisombe's Instagram, and in your scathing essay about potatoes that you had fradulently obtained the card to go grocery shopping."
Jack: "Well, yes but no."
GoHenry: "What?"
Jack: "I just really like lying."
Jack: "Right, but that wasn't true."
GoHenry: "..."
Jack: "If you look at the account history you'll see I wasn't actually using it for my groceries. I was using a normal bank card. The account is my son's."
GoHenry: "But you said on Twitter, on Sarah Akwisombe's Instagram, and in your scathing essay about potatoes that you had fradulently obtained the card to go grocery shopping."
Jack: "Well, yes but no."
GoHenry: "What?"
Jack: "I just really like lying."
The man from Mel Donte he say Yes
In all this DRAMA we have overlooked the fact she described her budget book, due in last September tomorrow, as "this beautiful hunk of manuscript I'm tweaking". LMAO.
I was nearly scammed- fake phishing email I replied to asking for bank details 
felt like a complete tit (& provided much hilarity to all the Vroos that I had believed email) reported this all to bank & I actually had to go in to the bank to change passwords etc. No police involvement. Think is extremely unlikely that an account could be closed purely from an email (insert Jimmy Nail gif)
felt like a complete tit (& provided much hilarity to all the Vroos that I had believed email) reported this all to bank & I actually had to go in to the bank to change passwords etc. No police involvement. Think is extremely unlikely that an account could be closed purely from an email (insert Jimmy Nail gif)Some more recent Jack follows. LOL.
Those clams will have freezer rot by now unless she snaffled them up on the quiet.Such a perfect typo.
I think ‘malicious’ is the new ‘mendacious’.
Two things are massively irritating me about those tweets.
1. Her constant repetition that she was doxxed when she posts identifying features of her house and its location on a weekly basis and no-one has posted her address here.
2. Fam. bleeping fam. Just no.
1. Her constant repetition that she was doxxed when she posts identifying features of her house and its location on a weekly basis and no-one has posted her address here.
2. Fam. bleeping fam. Just no.
‘Cheers, sons CRYING now.’
but do you at least have your costume ready for the trial?#prioritiesThe police just called. I'm being charged with discussing information Jack posted online and laughing at the inconsistencies.
I'm looking at twenty five years to life
I vaguely recall Jack doing this?
Liking a blue-ticker on folk who stay stuck in the past...
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