Jack Monroe #156 Super crabby ADHD faux vegan is mendacious

heretoreaditall2019 · Feb 28, 2021

Sam’s forearms are entering witness protection as we speak...

Southend is first on my list post vaccine, touch wood I get charged it’s a free night’s stay with complementary brekkie and teas, beautiful! x

bazzam · Feb 28, 2021

I am pretty certain you can't do anything with the banks unless you give them your partial password of your id or answer security questions and give account details. If you have forgotten that, they will post it to you a temporary one that you can log into and reset your info. They can't really do anything with just a name, address and d.o.b. She is talking out her her chunky mediterranian arse as per usual.

pssst! · Feb 28, 2021

So has she been triangulated? Oh the irony

Jelly Bean · Feb 28, 2021

Brian Butterfield said:
Some more recent Jack follows. LOL.

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Oh she's not going to be on that too is she? I've heard a few and like it.

Scarletfever · Feb 28, 2021

I love how when she's called out on an inconsistency she always responds with something like "there's a reason my story doesn't make sense but I can't share it because of nasty trolls / police investigation / doxxing / delete as appropriate"

It's so convincing!

Veronicaaa · Feb 28, 2021

pssst! said:
So has she been triangulated? Oh the irony

Yes, wasn't she the one originally saying that she could turn up at our front doors at any moment?

SweetTransvestite · Feb 28, 2021

colouredlines said:
GoHenry: "We've closed your account because you have repeatedly and publically announced that it was fradulently obtained."

Jack: "Right, but that wasn't true."

GoHenry: "..."

Jack: "If you look at the account history you'll see I wasn't actually using it for my groceries. I was using a normal bank card. The account is my son's."

GoHenry: "But you said on Twitter, on Sarah Akwisombe's Instagram, and in your scathing essay about potatoes that you had fradulently obtained the card to go grocery shopping."

Jack: "Well, yes but no."

GoHenry: "What?"

Jack: "I just really like lying."

Thread title #157 "I just really like lying"

Scarletfever · Feb 28, 2021

Satisfying Click said:
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I vaguely recall Jack doing this?

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Sam liked a blue-ticker on folk who stay stuck in the past...

That blue ticker has tweeted before about people profiting from other people's charity in the vein of "buy my book plus one for a food bank. You pay and I keep the profits"

Nothing to do with JM obviously!

KingBabar · Feb 28, 2021

I used to investigate fraud for a large retail company, and liaised with police on a regular basis. They were only interested if the fraud we were dealing with was linked to something on a much bigger scale like drugs or money laundering. This is over 20 years ago, and the number of officers has dropped considerably so I dont expect this has changed. SiL is a police officer so I know how stretched they are these days.

sarahjay · Feb 28, 2021

I was just laughing to myself and my husband asked what I was reading.
I basically gave him a Jack 101 and his response was “I can’t believe this is a real person”

TriviaNewtonJohn · Feb 28, 2021

sarahjay said:
I was just laughing to myself and my husband asked what I was reading.
I basically gave him a Jack 101 and his response was “I can’t believe this is a real person”

His response would make a good thread title

Skyfall · Feb 28, 2021

Are you sure Jack?

ChocolateMuffin · Feb 28, 2021

heretoreaditall2019 said:
An iconic shot from the side by Sam. Classily done, impossible for professional victim Monroe to set her flying monkeys on him or threaten legal action. Teheheeee

ETA - finally can join in with the rest of you, I present you a classic BOGOF

Here's the danger to our wildlife. A great warning on disposing of your masks correctly.

Brian Butterfield · Feb 28, 2021

Sam's just protected this Tweets....

Veronicaaa · Feb 28, 2021

Sam's just protected his tweets

Hopefully he softblocks Jack.

ETA Christ on a bike, why am I ALWAYS about 1 minute late with these updates?

Flash123 · Feb 28, 2021

bazzam said:
I am pretty certain you can't do anything with the banks unless you give them your partial password of your id or answer security questions and give account details. If you have forgotten that, they will post it to you a temporary one that you can log into and reset your info. They can't really do anything with just a name, address and d.o.b. She is talking out her her chunky mediterranian arse as per usual.

Just thinking about this. In theory when she posts her receipts of the online shop this could play into a fraudster’s hands. Depending on which actual bank she is with for her own account some banks ask about recent transactions for security. Obviously she hasn’t done the £20 shop for a while and it wasn’t even from the go Henry account but I vaguely recall she was a victim of bank fraud before?

I wonder what slopbot makes of all this,

SpamNugget · Feb 28, 2021

Also as it's the end of the month ,would this be the time her rent is due(1st of the month ?)...cue chaos incoming .

Emmapism · Feb 28, 2021

WHAT IS HAPPENING

alethophobia · Feb 28, 2021

Veronicaaa said:
Yes, wasn't she the one originally saying that she could turn up at our front doors at any moment?

jack i live in a uni accommodation tower block, which front door? i have technically 5 doors that could count as my front door.

Into_the_tunnel · Feb 28, 2021

sarahjay said:
I was just laughing to myself and my husband asked what I was reading.
I basically gave him a Jack 101 and his response was “I can’t believe this is a real person”

When Mrs Tunnel asked why I was laughing (at your pictures of court outfits) and I started to explain she replied,

“I do not want to hear any more about this person I do not know”

She has now gone out to ~~look for another wife~~ walk the dog.

I wish she was as understanding as your husband in this regard.