I’m super behind still and sorry if this has been said but <get her jade.gif>
Jack Monroe #156 Super crabby ADHD faux vegan is mendacious
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For someone who likes to brag she was once regarded as gifted and talented she isn’t half good as showing what a dopey bugger she actually is.
It's deadline day tomorrow, she'd better hurry...
The story is changing because she has been called out on her bullshit. It has gone from "my son's account has been locked, you bastards!" to "the bank have received a request from me to close my son's account". These two things are massively different.
Oh I like this man!
jack! i thought you had a deadline! go do you draft mate
edit: also if there’s a police investigation should you really be tweeting it? how have you had time to tweet when you’ve been chatting to the police??
edit: also if there’s a police investigation should you really be tweeting it? how have you had time to tweet when you’ve been chatting to the police??
Always on a Sunday isn’t it? Need to work up a massive hoo-har out of something that clearly happened the other day. Wonder what it is about Sunday afternoons?
Also, remember when she said SB was 9 and her mum had to point out he’s ten nearly eleven? Perhaps her fake 9 year old gohenry cosplay was doing a Freudian slip.
Anyway we didn’t delete any posts about the gohenry discussions so it can’t be us.
But yeah, none of it makes sense insert kachoochoo’s famous “who bleeping knows”
Also, remember when she said SB was 9 and her mum had to point out he’s ten nearly eleven? Perhaps her fake 9 year old gohenry cosplay was doing a Freudian slip.
Anyway we didn’t delete any posts about the gohenry discussions so it can’t be us.
But yeah, none of it makes sense insert kachoochoo’s famous “who bleeping knows”
It's also gone from being just her son's account to also being her account.
Cue Jack unfollowing in 3,2,1.....
Yes Officer , guilty as charged for piss taking and discussing what a terrible cook and truth faker JM is.
Show me to my cell and lawyer me up.
IDK, I think it's one of those pass-agg follows, which she thinks will make him submit to silence.
I know who did it. It was Mr Bullshit. With a book. In the library
of course.. it is always worse and worse, worse than for anyone else of course. I have no idea (excluding massive bank fraud) when the police would get involved?
Nah, I think she thinks he's on her side.
She'll catch up here in a bit and realise her mistake
Deleting has commenced.
I have a boyfriend but Sam, I sorta love you
She's currently deleting everything.
You're not going to accuse these people of being involved in it too, are you Jack
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Note that he says An ADULT'S account. Kid's cards are frequently stopped as a result of laundering legislation, as they're the ones preferred for County Lines activities, partly because kids don't understand the serious implications of having somebody else's money paid in and getting to keep some of it. Larger transactions would also flag up as potentially related, as would spending that wouldn't be expected from a primary school child.
However, when my bank card was stolen and used by a teenager, three transactions in, they stopped it and texted me before I even knew it had gone. Because spending on Roblox for an hour and then travelling into the next town along to buy electrical equipment during my usual working hours (when I'm never shopping online - my purchases are made in the late evenings) isn't normal for me. It's not a huge leap to think that with the added risk of laundering with kid's cards that the companies would apply similar software to flag up cards/accounts that need to be stopped and email the adult that something is wrong.
Even before the obvious thing of Go Henry staff having the job of searching 'go henry' to see if they've been mentioned without being tagged as part of normal customer relations activities and picking up an account of usage in direct contravention of their terms and conditions, there is a good chance that the card of Master Jack Monroe aged 9 and a half was stopped because it was being used for pizza deliveries at 11.30pm or purchases of makeup, sausages and tampons at 1.30 in the afternoon.
In short - BOLLOCKS.
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