Two young lovebirds. Together right until the end 
Like Romeo And Juliet, just by the apothecary as well. Tragic.
Like Romeo And Juliet, just by the apothecary as well. Tragic.
Jack Monroe #154 The book has furloughed itself
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She bought both the trench and the leather jacket, that's two grand at least altogether!
Just caught up and read the sphincter-clenching cringeography all over again.
Manc, don’t come here with your logic and common sense fella. There’s no place for it in Jacksville!
And besides, how is she going to sate her constant thirst for attention if she doesn’t post tit like that online...
Or MonclerOr maybe a Canada Goose puffer that's all the rage, and then she'll enrage the vegans again as they're full of feathers
I'd forgotten she bought the leather one too!
That is not buying one nice thing from a book advance. That is spending your entire book advance. She is not Martin Amis in 1987. Book advances ain't that big anymore.
Not Canada Goose? The coat of choice for dealers and Countryfile presenters?
Ooops, just spotted Orphan's comment.
Canada Goose use coyote fur on the hoods. It has properties to help it shed ice so is used traditionally in Canada because of -40 degrees C but no use in the UK. Also they aren’t waterproof because they are designed for snow not rain.Or maybe a Canada Goose puffer that's all the rage, and then she'll enrage the vegans again as they're full of feathers
I really wanted a Canada Goose at one point - had been influenced but they are no good for our weather. Got a waterproof not down but equivalent that isn’t as fashionable but is very warm and doesn’t soak up water like a sponge.
Beetroot hair dye and jacket potato mac.
The onion police are unhappy at your food appropriation, Jack.
'you'll earn yourself that coat one day, with your words. You're a brilliant writer.'Burberry tale is here! Hopefully it works.
A thread written by @BootstrapCook
Going out out. I've had this coat for five years but never worn it until today. Two reasons; pull up a chair and get comfy... https://tattle.life/threads/19920/threader.app
Guys, I just clicked on my profile and yesterday was my Tattle anniversary 
! Came for Pip and stayed for Jack!
I know I’m a soppy old NYPD Detective but what’s been a tough year has been made so much easier by you guys. The laughs, actual belly-laughs at the jokes, the screenshots, the banter, the refaces, the photoshop has been a real tonic.
Jack I know you (regularly) read here and I reckon you’re a wee bit jealous at the bants we have here. A group of total strangers, thrust together by your exploits but who show compassion, support and empathy to each other in a way I don’t think you’ve ever known sadly. So just before you and your cabal (one-man cabal really) dishonestly miscall us again, just remember that you fuel all this and keep this all going.
! Came for Pip and stayed for Jack!I know I’m a soppy old NYPD Detective but what’s been a tough year has been made so much easier by you guys. The laughs, actual belly-laughs at the jokes, the screenshots, the banter, the refaces, the photoshop has been a real tonic.
Jack I know you (regularly) read here and I reckon you’re a wee bit jealous at the bants we have here. A group of total strangers, thrust together by your exploits but who show compassion, support and empathy to each other in a way I don’t think you’ve ever known sadly. So just before you and your cabal (one-man cabal really) dishonestly miscall us again, just remember that you fuel all this and keep this all going.
or to quote my Mum when introduced as the wife. "This is the first husband", dear readers he never made that mistake againIf my husband was doing cringeworthy stuff like that on the regular, I'd be drawing up the Divorcebot
And once more, Jack, because you refuse to get this point!!!
YOU HAVE SAVINGS AND YOU ARE IN THE FORTUNATE POSITION OF BEING ABLE TO BUILD THOSE UP EACH YEAR.
Please stop pretending to be poor.
I would just like to share that Vlad is currently spamming me with a video ad for Aveeno. He is a one
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I don’t see that as often here, simply because I doubt most NF I see is genuine and I don’t think there is as much of a proliferation of fake Canada Goose yet
But as Orphan said it would be a massive vegan faux pas so perhaps suited perfectly to Jack
I’ve been at work all day, so missed this, any ideas why she was chewing on a teething ring for rosacea?
"Weeeeeee, Miss!"
Just spotted this bonded pair myselfTwo young lovebirds. Together right until the end
Like Romeo And Juliet, just by the apothecary as well. Tragic.
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