GeniusYou may recall a few threads ago after someone re-posted the Jackapella 'Landslide' video that I said I could make an entire song using solely sounds from it if I wanted to give us all nightmares. Well, a seed was sown and I found myself in need of a distraction project this week so I did it. I would call it an arrangement rather than a remix as I've put the words in a more appropriate order for our Slop Princess. Unfortunately we can't get the full effect because the bloody pillock got the lyrics wrong and didn't realise that the final verse isn't the same, it's a variation on the first which would have contained some essential words that I needed.
Please only listen if you're feeling masochistic. It's definitely an improvement on Jack warbling in a hotel bathroom but even Slopbot can't turn her into Stevie Nicks.
Yeah, there has. The first was before the Facebook Live and the second was before the Guardian cooking demo (which we didn't seeThink there's been 2 cut foot incidents?
Is this the Guardian thing? Had a quick Google but haven't watched.Yeah, there has. The first was before the Facebook Live and the second was before the Guardian cooking demo (which we didn't see).
‘Course it’s the most thrilling thing that’s happened to you all year, Jack. Is it because he’s a blue ticker?
I'm only two seconds in, but I've already spotted a major flaw. She doesn't seem to have a head.Is this the Guardian thing? Had a quick Google but haven't watched.
At this rate we’re going to need our own Retrograde Mercury Chaos Music Awards! Bravo! Hiding from the newborn and the husband to listen!You may recall a few threads ago after someone re-posted the Jackapella 'Landslide' video that I said I could make an entire song using solely sounds from it if I wanted to give us all nightmares. Well, a seed was sown and I found myself in need of a distraction project this week so I did it. I would call it an arrangement rather than a remix as I've put the words in a more appropriate order for our Slop Princess. Unfortunately we can't get the full effect because the bloody pillock got the lyrics wrong and didn't realise that the final verse isn't the same, it's a variation on the first which would have contained some essential words that I needed.
Please only listen if you're feeling masochistic. It's definitely an improvement on Jack warbling in a hotel bathroom but even Slopbot can't turn her into Stevie Nicks.
Doesn’t seem to be doing much for her ouchy neck glands.Btw, as previously triangulated, this is the necklace. the description is making alarm bells ring.
MOTHER OF PEARL EVIL EYE AMULET NECKLACE
Looking for a statement piece of jewellery? Our Evil Eye Amulet Necklace is the ultimate talisman to protect ya neck, with the eye as the centrepiece to help you deflect any negative energy one might be trying to send your way. Our paperclip style chain design in collaboration with Twisted...bossmagicldn.com
Too much fun being had tonight peeps!Where's her head at
I could only manage the beginning and end. She really embarrasses herself on a question about the EU banning (they didn't) veggie burgers and sausages.When she's running on about veganism and the ethics and environmental impact of meat consumption for over two minutes straight she sounds like she's reading off a script. We'll never know as we can't see her head. Beetroot in a red lentil dal? Stop it.
Ohhhh this is the thorn fauna incident! Lol now she's talking about cooking bacon. In a vegan cook-along. Good one.
Honestly this is bop!You may recall a few threads ago after someone re-posted the Jackapella 'Landslide' video that I said I could make an entire song using solely sounds from it if I wanted to give us all nightmares. Well, a seed was sown and I found myself in need of a distraction project this week so I did it. I would call it an arrangement rather than a remix as I've put the words in a more appropriate order for our Slop Princess. Unfortunately we can't get the full effect because the bloody pillock got the lyrics wrong and didn't realise that the final verse isn't the same, it's a variation on the first which would have contained some essential words that I needed.
Please only listen if you're feeling masochistic. It's definitely an improvement on Jack warbling in a hotel bathroom but even Slopbot can't turn her into Stevie Nicks.
Oh what utter bollocks....Jacks fans are thick as fuck falling for that tripe. Buy the coat dont steal a script.Fuuuuuucking hell.
So offered a free £600 coat and turned it down so she could be hero Jack and buy two in the shop?! Oh what a cunt she is.
Those trench coats aren't warm either. They're a light spring coat.
Theres no excuse Canada GooseOr maybe a Canada Goose puffer that's all the rage, and then she'll enrage the vegans again as they're full of feathers
I’ve managed to transfer “grunk” over into real life. My partner will now ask me if I’m on a grunk in the evenings if I’m tittering next to him on the sofa.@traumatised sideboard I might be attempting to get slopbot out into the 'main world'. You can't be sad when you listen to slopbots latest hits.
I'm just over 10 minutes in and I'm not sure how much more I can stand. Cringe levels through the roof. And I thought the most embarrassing bit would be her spending almost an entire agonising minute trying to roll her sleeves up at the start.Is this the Guardian thing? Had a quick Google but haven't watched.
We use cookies and similar technologies for the following purposes:
Do you accept cookies and these technologies?
We use cookies and similar technologies for the following purposes:
Do you accept cookies and these technologies?