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Jack Monroe #151 A morally destitute and blatantly mendacious fraud?
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I can see Sausage, honey, egg, mussels. Vegan-tastic as ever.
Jinx. With moobelle.
I think it’s fairly clear that around that time Jack had a considerable amount of help from Allegra with her food. These days, it’s all just brown slop. Her Instagram grid is a wall of murky sludge.OMG I have heard about this bleeping gorgonzola semifreddo about 60 times. It is literally the only non-slop she has ever managed to produce (with Allegra's help, perhaps?) and she references it every time she wants to say "look at me, I'm more than just a slop slinger!"
'These ones' is one of my pet peeves (still embarrassed about my spello a couple of days ago).
Why does every wall need to be covered in tit? Either tall oppressive furniture absolutely crammed in wall to wall or a load of shite blue racked up on the walls? It’s so claustrophobic
I cannot believe I thought she'd handed in the manuscript. What the duck was I thinking. Jesus.
'These ones' is one of my pet peeves (still embarrassed about my spello a couple of days ago).
What gifts she’s giving us. She’ll be glued to the thread now for her preliminary feedback. We’re her free market research 
sorry, but 'marmite crumpets'?
Get crumpet.
Put marmite on it.
Done it for you Jack xx
I swear she does all this tit for Tattle .Why does every wall need to be covered in tit? Either tall oppressive furniture absolutely crammed in wall to wall or a load of shite blue racked up on the walls? It’s so claustrophobic
Oh great! Can’t wait for the butter sausage curry recipe
Oh come on guys! Finally got a new job and after one day I'm 30 pages behind! 
It’s brave cos she’s potentially flagging her Cotswolds / John Lewis habit to her pay pigs who think they’re sponsoring a Dickensian ghost child
'Salad bag pesto' on the progress chart.
I nominate Jack Monroe - Dickensian Ghost Child as next thread title
Yes indeedI love we all went to the same place with this
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I looked it up and she has the same agent as Allegra. Awkward. I wonder if that's how they met, or they met, or whether Allegra heavily hinted that her agent should take her on? Either way, the poor woman deserves every penny of her 10%.If Jack only earns £20k pa, why does she have an agent? The work the agent gets her must only be part of that (possibly £5kpa if we take off the patreon income
Her finances are such a mystery. I wish I understood what the hell is going on with the companies house accounts.
Jack trying to write down her life story in a way that explains the inconsistencies:
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