I swear those wall recipes are just to troll us Tattlers. These recipes sound even more disgusting than her usual slop. Pea and bacon porridge anyone? 
Jack Monroe #151 A morally destitute and blatantly mendacious fraud?
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are the sideboards breeding?
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Cum egg fried rice? I sure hope that's short for cumin.
Cream of salmon soup
Cream of salmon soup
On twenty seven grand a year and around Ā£5-600 a month rent, she could have afforded to pay them.
Awww itās tampon jar, hi friend!
Jack met Allegra on Twitter when Allegra asked her what her (SB's) goldfish was called. Jack told her it was called Allegra because of course it was.
Why is she growing coriander on her windowsill?
I saw chilli mustard pickled eggsI swear those wall recipes are just to troll us Tattlers. These recipes sound even more disgusting than her usual slop. Pea and bacon porridge anyone?
I hate mess
I hate the performative ācat ate my homeworkā
Where the wallpaper desk task system these days?
Are we in her penultimate forever head?
As if she's including crappy recipes that a) she's already been paid for as part of a corporate sponsorship and b) have already appeared across multiple platforms for free, in a book that people have to pay for? All while about six months after her deadline? And showing off about two grand of dull af sideboards but pretending she's poor?
Not quite like when Nigella or Nadiya have recipes from their TV shows up on the BBC Good Food site. Throw some tit and see what sticks, huh, Jack?
Not quite like when Nigella or Nadiya have recipes from their TV shows up on the BBC Good Food site. Throw some tit and see what sticks, huh, Jack?
I can see veg peel tit thing roast will be in her new book. Yummy!
I was just going to say this exact same thing. Horse Spunk Revisited.Cum egg fried rice? I sure hope that's short for cumin.
Cream of salmon soup
The book sounds truly awful. I feel bad for all the young people who get gifted it by their earnest middle class relatives.
I think her system with the living wage must just mean her spending money. Like she pays rent and business expenses and bills or whatever and spends 17k or whatever on tat and presents etc.
itās only when I saw her garden (and house price) today that I truly realised how nice she has it. Iām not surprised she seems to be getting into debt and behind with bills as itās not a realistic home for 1 adult on an unstable income.
I think her system with the living wage must just mean her spending money. Like she pays rent and business expenses and bills or whatever and spends 17k or whatever on tat and presents etc.
itās only when I saw her garden (and house price) today that I truly realised how nice she has it. Iām not surprised she seems to be getting into debt and behind with bills as itās not a realistic home for 1 adult on an unstable income.
Whatās the betting that she spent more time pinning all that crap to the wall than sheās actually spent writing the book.
How many extensions has she had now? Iām sure she said she was about to hand this thing in as far back as June. And yet here we are, with two weeks to go, and all she has is a load of scrappy old bits of paper, presumably with recipes that failed the test for any of her previous books.
This is not going to be a classic.
How many extensions has she had now? Iām sure she said she was about to hand this thing in as far back as June. And yet here we are, with two weeks to go, and all she has is a load of scrappy old bits of paper, presumably with recipes that failed the test for any of her previous books.
This is not going to be a classic.
āI'm anaspeptic, phrasmotic, even compunctuous to have caused you such pericombobulation.ā (c) E. Blackadder
I see the sausages are on board
Does she realise that all this chaos and last minute decision making for a big deadline does not come accross professional at all. Not even when you have your cute ADHD notebooks (oh my, isn't she just so quirky, liking stationary!)
4 Charlie memes in one page posted independently! Surely an internet world record
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