Just caught up on the last few pages of the last thread and oh my god, she's so anger inducing! You're a lying, grifting horror Jack and I really wish you'd just duck off into oblivion because you're upsetting a lot of people with this poor bollocks you're pedalling. You really, really don't have a damn clue.
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The squiggles are being so dense and odd today that I'm tempted to think they're sock-puppets too - but nah, people really are that naive and sycophantic. 
Where’s my 50p?? I don’t believe she’s got arthritis. Sue me!
So October Jack had to have three layers of thermal vests, socks and hats on in the house because she feels the cold (I’m sure there will be receipts as I distinctly remember seeing those posts here) - even though we have had quite a mild autumn and winter, in fact it’s only gotten really cold in the last week.
Yet standing bare foot in the snow - is snow problem. It’s healing! Cold is therapy. Cold heal all and not make joints stiff.
Yet standing bare foot in the snow - is snow problem. It’s healing! Cold is therapy. Cold heal all and not make joints stiff.
Yeah cold water swimming sans wet/dry suit and bare running, Ben fogle is taking part
If you were vegan for two years before, why are you only just doing this? Get to absolute duck.
Aargh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am so fuming. Ffs . Will this madness never end. I am meant to be 
writing accreditation paper. Not feeling argh 
with our dear heart. Could you please My dear not do anything for a few days so I can crack on.
writing accreditation paper. Not feeling argh with our dear heart. Could you please My dear not do anything for a few days so I can crack on.Attachments
I don’t have any known ailments, arthritis or otherwise, and still think it would be a madness to go outside into my garden without all my body, particularly extremities, being covered. It’s -14C here so I think most people would find this thoroughly uncontroversial!
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Milk bottle thief. #milksnatcher
Like the last time I read it, I thought it was "the rose copper moon turns it's face from my quim". It would make more sense.
And the line "That I'm a child picking pockets of stones" really doesn't make sense either. Are the pockets made of stone? Is she picking stones from peoples pockets like some smol Artful Dodger? Is she picking other people's pockets that are made of stone?
What a load of unadulterated shite.
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I kept this screenshot from ages ago, because it made me laugh "Am in a cold bath at the moment" - no, you are not.
"Whole household". Louisa Compton, Head of News and Current Affairs at Channel 4? You there?
Oh and Jack - those bottles don't belong to you, you've stolen them not stashed them.
plant based milk chat - finger on the pulse as alwaysAargh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am so fuming. Ffs . Will this madness never end. I am meant to be
ps this is the best oat milk
Alpro sponsorship it is then.
Rice milk is like water. I absolutely hate oat milk but most seem to like it.
Aldi own brand unsweetened soya is the one.
Rice milk is like water. I absolutely hate oat milk but most seem to like it.
Aldi own brand unsweetened soya is the one.
DefinitelyNotJack is clearly just using what they know to be non-triangulatable plates.
Why's it only Alpro milks in the pic? She recently discovered the delicious Califia Farms Oat Barista Blend
this seems a good time to ask WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PISTACHIO MILK, JACK?
"I'm in a cold bath at the moment"! Oh just piss off!!!! You are NOT in a cold bath. Even if you were (you're not) - you take your phone in the bath?! Freakin weirdo
If they take her on after the Linda fiasco I'll be really surprised. I don't want to see more vegan brands losing customers over this slop-obsessed ninny and her lack of awareness
Is it wrong to hope the two of them in one room creates such a strong concentration of grifting energy that it forms some kind of black hole that sucks them both into a different universeOwen Jones really doesn't like her does he?
But. But!
She doesn’t drink coffee.
She doesn’t drink coffee.
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