Jack Monroe #145 Mamapapa, why is all the food brown?
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I was a mistake too. Mind you, I had already worked that out by the time my dad told me; nothing like an eleven year gap to raise suspicions of accidents.
Still not as bad as the accident that a flatmate's aunt had; all other children in their teens and she had triplets...
Zoomed out lens... Do you get that on a phone?
I hope there's a bloody good reason you've filled her kitchen with piles of shite and called it a 'makeover'. Still, at least she is proud of herself.
Jaaaaaaack, is the "rather big reason" for your kitchen makeover that your landlord has had enough of your bullshit, and is chucking you out? Still keep expecting to see her place on Zoopla/Rightmove...
How is she not embarrassed to post this?
All this work for the book should have been done ages ago.
If it was me I'd be bluffing to the publisher that I was proof reading/editing AND definitely not putting up evidence that I'd obviously been pissing about for the last few months.
TWAAATTTTT!
(Just because)
This is exactly what happened with her veganish book and look what happened there
How can you properly test about 15 recipes on the go... it's going to duck up oven temps, you won't be properly focused.... its insulting because we all know she's already missed her deadline and she's only now testing the recipes?!
she would bung it in her 3 compartment slow cooker for 7 days at least
milk bottles full of wee?
cream for the vegan
also cheap chicken breast,and eggs? This table isn’t even 90% vegan.
cream for the vegan
also cheap chicken breast,and eggs? This table isn’t even 90% vegan.
Those recipes sound like they are being thoroughly tested multiple times. Another top quality cookbook from Jack Monroe!
I hope the rather big reason is... a tv or livestream thing. Please 
She’s been shopping at Tesco I see.
Eggs.
Cream.
Chicken.
Celeriac.
What’s her book about?
Eggs.
Cream.
Chicken.
Celeriac.
What’s her book about?
If she's landed herself another TV slot or brand partnership I swear to God. I don't know what will make me rage more... that or the fact she's moving out because she's bought her 
forever home with Patreon donations.
forever home with Patreon donations.I kind of hope she sent a draft to her publisher and got a firm NO on the top tips, so now she has 100 pages to panic-fill.
I reckon this are her "oil jars" where puts all the used animal fat from sausages and other #vegan products
I’ve never seen her do a live. Surely the brands know better? I’d love something to do whilst staying at home like a good citizen this weekend.
God I’d love a kitchen that size,all to myself. How the hell can she complain? I take it back, just seen that, for once, she complaineth not.
Looks like a rather posh tin of olive oil in the background.
Glad she's being so thorough with the cooking temps, cos "oven tetris" won't affect those at all
Ffs, where does she get off actually taking money for this utter shite?
Glad she's being so thorough with the cooking temps, cos "oven tetris" won't affect those at all
Ffs, where does she get off actually taking money for this utter shite?
What is with all those rolls of paper top right on top of the cupboard?
Complain is her middle name.
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