Never mind her zero kelvin takes on political issues. What I'd like to know is where is the orzo video and our fourth and final cursed Linda McCartney recipe for Veganuary? We've been a good cabal, can we not have a little cringe-inducing camera presence and some slop as a treat?
Jack Monroe #144 The man from Strictly, he say No
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Hmm.. I thinks following this here thread will be informative..
You’re absolutely right, she is a severe lesbian, and she deserves to be partnered correctly (I just wanted her in the glitzy dress)Excuse you, @Pocahontas, Jack is a SEVERE lesbian, she would never dance the tango with a man-goI've never watched Strictly but I find the idea of her asking to go on and getting rejected hysterical. Don't even care if it's not true, it's very entertaining to imagine the ensuing howling and clawing of a rejection-sensitive slopmonster.
How the duck is a thumbs up emoji hostile, it's literally a positive symbol? Is it a neurodiverse thing to not understand why people are asking if something completely inane is a neurodiverse thing?
The absolute irony...we sat through six weeks of the mayo chronicles, and the one time she does a professional setup for a video, it doesn't see the light of day.
They split up and Louisa Compton moved out, but then Louisa Compton moved back in for Lockdown 2. Louisa Compton's whereabouts are currently unknown because she's almost certainly stopped Jack from mentioning her on Twitter.
How long have you got, Phil? Jack is a liar and a grifter who lives in a world of fantasy. Everything she says and does is an attention seeking exercise, mostly to get more sympathy and more money from her (sometimes vulnerable) followers. The recaps and wiki at the beginning of each thread are brilliant, but basically it’s all smoke and mirrors with Jack. She’s getting paid handsomely for pretending to be a.) poor, and b.) selfless and sweet. Neither of those things are Jack’s reality.
I think there was a report on the One Show last year about it.
Not even joking. This is very old news.
Jack mate, if you do insist on jumping on a bandwagon than can you at least make sure it is from 2021? Seriously, this particular topic predates Covid.
Oh my word. What you've just said about influencers is something I've been thinking for a while but have never seen written in black and white. Thank(space)you!
"I have journalist friends on it"
Oh, do duck off Jack.
Oh, do duck off Jack.
Don't worry everyone, Jack has reached out to some investigative journo friends about an issue that has already been bought up elsewhere weeks/months ago and written about. But she's on it. Incisive and forensic that one. Real finger on the pulse stuff.
Perfect, it's even her power stance
I also love how thrilled she looks to be getting simultaneously punched and kicked in the groin by Nicola Adams. She could totally pull off that suit though I think, would look proper good on her near the fluorescent lighting of the Asda reduced chiller cabinet.Pecuniary
Word of the day toilet paper again, Jackie?
Word of the day toilet paper again, Jackie?
Holy fack, if you want to get forensic, Jacki, Cotswold sideboards... sustainably produced? Low welfare meat? Bog off. I'm not sure what pecuniary means but... I'm not sure you do either
Yeah I mean we all know that investigative journalists are known for being as thick as tit
they all rely on a charlatan with 4.5 GCSE’s who can’t make a béchamel, to find them years-old cases to dig into. Via Twitter. Give me strength. Pie Jesu!!Its lovely that's she wants to do all this twitter campaigning but doesn't she have a book to finish?
Like actual paid work shes been contracted to do?
I can only imagine my bosses reaction if I pulled a Jack and told him that unfortunately I hadn't completed any of the work he was paying me to do because I was too busy mashing tweets out about things i dont really understand
Like actual paid work shes been contracted to do?
I can only imagine my bosses reaction if I pulled a Jack and told him that unfortunately I hadn't completed any of the work he was paying me to do because I was too busy mashing tweets out about things i dont really understand
WilkommenHmm.. I thinks following this here thread will be informative..
Oh I know.. I'm keenly aware of the Monroe..
From way back when her gender was whatever would sell books better and there was an incident on another forum where she joined thinking she was a big shot doing an AMA and most told her to do one. .. then another issue with a "Poor single.mum" knocking her wallet at a Wetherspoons.. and a few others over the years.
"Already put better connected journalist friends onto it."
Translation: I've texted Louisa. She'll get right on it once she's sorted her fitness tracker.
Translation: I've texted Louisa. She'll get right on it once she's sorted her fitness tracker.
Every time she says that she's got friends 'on it' I imagine multiple Annika Rice-types jumping out of helicopters and running aroundYeah I mean we all know that investigative journalists are known for being as thick as tit
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