Jack Monroe #144 The man from Strictly, he say No

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Help.. what's RSD? All I can think of is repetitive strain disorder. From Twittering. Am I neurodiverse for not knowing?
 
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But a thumbs up is like yay yes cool cool cool......I don't understand 😂
 
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....this emoji: 🤯 is not, as I thought, a judge's wig. It's...head full of steam! Blimey.

Also, off topic, but...i only found out a few months ago that the pointy arrow on instagram is not actually a compass
 
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Didnt she say her dad was a landlord and the kitchen was basically a worktop balanced on the stairs or something? They always say you should have your own back garden in order before you start nosying at other peoples...advice Jack could do with listening to!

Also I guess FSM have fallen by the wayside then?
Soz kids, Jack's had her payments now so you and your warm frubes are on your own
 
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....this emoji: 🤯 is not, as I thought, a judge's wig. It's...head full of steam! Blimey.

Also, off topic, but...i only found out a few months ago that the pointy arrow on instagram is not actually a compass
Lol are you an actual Dinosaur? 👍 x
 
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I’ve read so many articles on this in the last year or so. Jack, nobody needs your painfully slow take on how disgusting Grenfell was/is. We know.

You were never a firefighter and you do duck all for anyone but yourself. Grow up and sort your own tit out before poking your Facetuned nose into old news.
I hope she didn’t financially benefit from Grenfell. I wouldn’t put it past some squiggles to believe she was somehow helpful and involved and signed up to her patron/tip jar.
In fact it makes me feel slightly sick.
 
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Didnt she say her dad was a landlord and the kitchen was basically a worktop balanced on the stairs or something? They always say you should have your own back garden in order before you start nosying at other peoples...advice Jack could do with listening to!

Also I guess FSM have fallen by the wayside then?
Soz kids, Jack's had her payments now so you and your warm frubes are on your own
Yes, the exact words were “unfit for human habitation” 🙄
 
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Didnt she say her dad was a landlord and the kitchen was basically a worktop balanced on the stairs or something? They always say you should have your own back garden in order before you start nosying at other peoples...advice Jack could do with listening to!

Also I guess FSM have fallen by the wayside then?
Soz kids, Jack's had her payments now so you and your warm frubes are on your own
She really did profit of the FSM didn’t she? I don’t believe for one minute, her interviews and articles were done for free. Isn’t it... well, WRONG to profit off starving children?
 
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I can only use 💪 and 👍 sarcastically. As in: well done on getting your manuscript in, Jack 👍. You worked so hard 💪.
 
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Last night I cooked for me and our lad (grown up), oh wanted something else so I found a tin of stewed steak in the cupboard and dished him that up along with other things of course.

Fraus, there is no way you could rinse the gravy off it and use the meat that was left, there were only a few chunks, the rest was in tiny shreds, and the chunks were very soft and wouldn't have withstood a rinse under a trap. I reckon that the rinsed steak and tinned mandarin monstrosity she made would have been very light on meat.

Nb. Just to clarify, it wasn't cheap tit, it was a can of premium stewed steak
 
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I am the queen of overthinking (think...”why did they not ‘laugh’ at my post, only ‘like’ it 🤔 - that was a great pun!” but my husband will sometimes just send a thumbs up and I don’t brace myself for divorce.

In saying that, I know people who do worry about stuff like that but I don’t think they rush to label themselves. Life is so bloody difficult and overthinking can really hurt your heart
 
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