A couple from me:Someone in the last thread asked about favourite lies, but I can't quote it now. I want more people to join in. Mine is that she'd never had a cat before when she used to talk about her cats by name in her blog.
(1) When Jack said she broke more bones in her feet than the actual number of bones in the foot.
(2) That she sold her used lightbulbs.
(3) The Black Eye.
(4) When she claimed that Michael Portillo said something like “you should’ve kept your legs closed you skanky witch” to her on national TV. Easily disproved by the actual footage in which he said no such thing.
(5) The countless times she has tried to take credit for something e.g. the National Food Strategy, Healthy Start vouchers, when only the most cursory research shows the evidence doesn’t support this.
(6) Her countless random encounters with adoring fans / people calling her “white trash” etc. None of them happened and, despite what she may think, she never has the last laugh.