I've spent all morning trying to think of a genuine use for tumble dryer fluff and the only thing I came up with was to put outside for birds to use for nests. What the hell else would you use it for???
Lighting a camp fire , very good in the damp. <taps nose>I've spent all morning trying to think of a genuine use for tumble dryer fluff and the only thing I came up with was to put outside for birds to use for nests. What the hell else would you use it for???
Bung it in a curry!I've spent all morning trying to think of a genuine use for tumble dryer fluff and the only thing I came up with was to put outside for birds to use for nests. What the hell else would you use it for???
Don't forget dusty auntie Helen.SB: "It says here I have to do a family tree, could you help me?"
Jack: "MY GRANDDAD'S DEAD!!!"
So in essence -I can not get over her inability to understand why she doesn't qualify for SEISS. It is to assist those that are unable to work due to the pandemic. It is not to compensate for lost work, if that work has been replaced with other work.
She says she has lost work at festivals, etc, so thinks she should be compensated for this loss. What she doesn't then factor in, is how much work she has gained that would never have come about if the pandemic never happened.
It boils down to one small fact, Jack is jealous. She is consumed by it. The way she talks about people on £80k salaries, the way she envies others that get government money, the way she thinks she is more in need than others, the way she talks about anyone with money, the way she speaks about people in positions of power. She sees herself as deserving of the same income and place in society. She had that lifestyle once, mixing with the rich and famous, eating at fancy restaurants (The Groucho, The Ivy, Harvester) and is now a nobody. She was lucky to find one well off girlfriend, never mind two, I doubt there will be a third. She spends her days tweeting away in her Southend rented shitty bungalow, alone and friendless.
I had to catch myself there, I almost, almost, felt sorry for her.
This is maybe too conspiracy but I actually wonder if SB is even homeschooling. If his dad is a keyworker and one of SBs siblings spends a lot of time in hospital as she’s said on Twitter, I’d imagine he’d be offered a school place and I can’t see Jack turning it down. It would almost certainly be for the best for SB too.She's only mentioning the Home Schooling now because it is the first time she's had to do it. He's been with the Dad most of the time and now he's back with her. Her nasty pass ag tweet about 'it has been decided he spends weekends at his father's' made it clear this was not her decision.
She's furiousfewminthat he's with her and, shock horror, she has to spend time with the poor kid.
I read Bisto and immediately thought you had a top tip for an instant tan.It’s taking every ounce of my restraint not to reply to her tweet asking for tips with some of my own thrifty ideas.
“Instead of bath salts, I like to drop some Bisto granules and a few chopped carrots in to the water so I can have a wash and cook a nice roast at the same time. You’re welcome, Jackx”
She doesn't deserve any of it yet she is still so ungrateful, it really is infuriating! If I had the opportunity to be paid to write a cookbook it would be the realisation of my life's dream and I would put absolutely everything into it. She's just a lazy, incompetent spoilt brat who has been incredibly lucky in life thus far, despite all her claims otherwise.My customers would be pretty pissed off if they thought that I dashed off their order (in my creative business) the night before, when they believed they were paying a lot of money for something made with thought and care.
I just don't understand how she can tell her potential customers that a book has taken so little time, and has been shoddily rushed at the last minute, cobbled together from scraps of paper and tweets.
Just another example of her arrogance...she got lucky once, and thinks she's a maverick genius who doesn't need to try.
Gawd, can you tell she's struck a particular nerve with me today?
I’m so busy, I have so much to do, but my admin Is on furloughSo in essence -
Jack - "I'm so busy, I have do much work to dooooo!"
Also Jack - "The government won't give me money for having no work to dooooo!"
Right-o...
This might as well read -I just saw this tip on the twitter thread and thought you'd all enjoy the sheer amount of bizarreness contained here.
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Do a kickstarter babe.She doesn't deserve any of it yet she is still so ungrateful, it really is infuriating! If I had the opportunity to be paid to write a cookbook it would be the realisation of my life's dream and I would put absolutely everything into it. She's just a lazy, incompetent spoilt brat who has been incredibly lucky in life thus far, despite all her claims otherwise.
Lighting a camp fire , very good in the damp. <taps nose>
I did a laughing reaction but also I would totally buy the @blurstoftimes cookbook.Do a kickstarter babe.
I was wondering how the key worker situation worked with those who co parent? She's such a blaggy little scammer, I'm sure she could get SB a school place on the basis of his dad being a key worker if she tried.This is maybe too conspiracy but I actually wonder if SB is even homeschooling. If his dad is a keyworker and one of SBs siblings spends a lot of time in hospital as she’s said on Twitter, I’d imagine he’d be offered a school place and I can’t see Jack turning it down. It would almost certainly be for the best for SB too.
I didn't know what a fronted adverbial was either, but a quick Google and it was explained in terms that even a 32 year old single mother with 4.5 GCSE's could understand.She is only mentioning the frontal adverbial thing as there was an article about it and a lot of social media discussion from parents over the weekend.. as usual she us several days late in recognising a social media trend.. weird for someone who spends 95% of her life on Twitter!
Dear Gavin Williamson, could you tell parents what a fronted adverbial is? | Michael Rosen
Families homeschooling in lockdown are discovering the full horror of the primary grammar curriculum – and they’re mystifiedwww.theguardian.com
It is the same as if say, for instance, I was paid to make a wedding cake for someone months in advance. I faff about and can't be arsed.My customers would be pretty pissed off if they thought that I dashed off their order (in my creative business) the night before, when they believed they were paying a lot of money for something made with thought and care.
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