Jack Monroe #140 This is not what Linda would have wanted

[Emmapism]

That poor bunny out in the cold. My friend has a rabbit and she keeps it indoors. I couldn't have one because of the mess but theirs is definitely a part of the family

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[FrumpyCat]

Could we collaborate? I want to setup a dating/friendship agency for rabbits. It seems like their personalities have to match in order for them to have suitable friends. I don't like thinking about lonely rabbits

we could do it on Zoom, like the blind date column in the Guardian. I 'm just thinking of a way to attract paetrons.

 

[PoorPatrol]

Nnnnggggggg I was out with my kids, doing snow tit, and I’ve become an accidental conquerer of a thread title it is an honour to have collaborated behind the scenes, you know who you are, I won’t mention you here because it’s extremely private and anyway this is MY story #thundercunt.

 

[MancBee]

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That Irish accent ought to get out of your tweets, never mind your head.

Tosser.

 

[GoLando]

Jim Macdonald Jack is actually one of my favouites for the hilarity.

So it is.

 

[jenny2603]

Look Jack, a nice collapsible bunny run that would allow Dash out to play in the sun and eat some lovely tasty grass.

I won't even tell anyone you got it on Amazon. You could move it every day and get another bit of your grass trimmed with zero effort on your part. You could even do one of your hilarious "I'm mad me" threads about how Dash is cutting the grass for you. It's win win.

 

[Eurgh]

A bit off topic, but we have a family/crowd of tiny field mice living in our compost bin. I just chopped up a load of vegetables for lunch and Mr. Rebel said 'oh, the mice love butternut squash' and legged it across the garden to feed them.
NB the current Mr. Rebel is a burly builder/decorator from Essex.

I love this - but mainly I love ‘the current Mr Rebel’. Keep him on his toes

 

[PoorPatrol]

Look Jack, a nice collapsible bunny run that would allow Dash out to play in the sun and eat some lovely tasty grass.

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I won't even tell anyone you got it on Amazon. You could move it every day and get another bit of your grass trimmed with zero effort on your part. You could even do one of your hilarious "I'm mad me" threads about how Dash is cutting the grass for you. It's win win.

Check ur privilege, hun! Saint Jack can’t even afford butter, so asking her to spend £24 on an animal that she chose to have is disgusting of you. Jack, I’ll put £24 in your tip jar my darling angel, you don’t have to put up with this hellsite

 

[HarderFaster]

This British Gas strike issues have been going on for months and heavily publicised since about 5th Jan. Standard that the People’s Solidarity Princess has only just got onto it and the extent of her activism in the matter is... tweeting a hashtag.

 

[LyraBalaqua]

She leaves the rabbit in the garage , alone?

Poor Dash, what did that rabbit ever do to be stuck with Jack, poor little bugger.



Sorry , Dash in Asda at the chiller .

 

[Pocahontas]

What’s in the hutch, Jack? What’s in the huuuuuuutch.

 

[Hollaaa]

Jim Macdonald Jack is actually one of my favouites for the hilarity.

So it is.

I served him a sandwich in the 90s when I worked near Granada and he was the cuntiest person I've ever spoken to (haven't spoken to Jack yet).

 

[GothPrincess]

Does your friend know if Jack is vacating the property next month as has been suggested? It doesn't appear to be on the market but Jack has heavily alluded that she is leaving and it would make sense as the lease runs out February.

I don’t know tbh.

 

[HotesTilaire]

A bit off topic, but we have a family/crowd of tiny field mice living in our compost bin. I just chopped up a load of vegetables for lunch and Mr. Rebel said 'oh, the mice love butternut squash' and legged it across the garden to feed them.
NB the current Mr. Rebel is a burly builder/decorator from Essex.

Composty mice!

 

[Hollaaa]

I hate to go back to the Linda McCartney orzo again but I was flicking through Mom's At My Table earlier and spotted this.

 

[HotesTilaire]

So exciting, I’ve never seen NI Jack before. She wants to catch herself on.

 

[Icing _on_ the_cake]

Written....quickly? To......make money? That doesn't sound like our Jack.

I mean just two days ago she was posting scraps of paper with old recipes on from 2014 but surely nobody would half arse something and expect money for it? Especially a book that is compared to Mrs Beeton's.

That would be like setting up a Patreon, making thousands from them and sending your backers a postcard once a year. I mean.... doesn't sound very likely. Jack works really hard.

One thing you can say about Mrs Beeton is that she didn't half-arse it. That book is thorough.

 

[PoorPatrol]

Drawing Jack

 

[Satisfying Click]

Why the hell would Nigella care if she draws this?