Stop drawing and write your (tit) book.
Jack Monroe #140 This is not what Linda would have wanted
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I'm almost surprised she didn't. She used to wage war in the comments of her own guardian articles after all.
“Yeah yeah Jack you can draw it, but just keep it to yourself ok? Don’t duck this beautiful scene up like you have with many of my dishes” thanks MomWhy the hell would Nigella care if she draws this?
Someone has replied to that comment on Nigella's page saying "did you really need to ask or are you just attention seeking?"
"Shaking with nerves, I gently, softly, slowly, nervously asked Mom if I could respectfully, movingly, reverently draw the photo she posted."
"Hi Jack, it's Rosemary. Could we have a quick chat?"
"Hi Jack, it's Rosemary. Could we have a quick chat?"
Southern Fraus, is it snowing in Southend?
If not, I bet she is stamping around with fury that she can’t write some overblown tosh filled with similes and mixed metaphors that make no sense about her Sunday in the snow.
If not, I bet she is stamping around with fury that she can’t write some overblown tosh filled with similes and mixed metaphors that make no sense about her Sunday in the snow.
it also makes me think of bagpuss and his helper mice!.Except this time they have been living in a strange magical bungalow instead of a shop ? Which sells loads of old tat (frugality) and is a home/refuge for lost souls pets and outdated knitting patterns
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It feels a little "draw me like one of your french girls".
I am a horrible human being btw and should be ejected from the cabal. A friend sent an article via whatsapp about her lovely great uncle who had recently passed and my immediate thought was to reply MY GREAT UNCLE IS DEAD, which made me laugh ny arse off. Laughing at your own jokes is terrrible.
I should add that I did send an appropriate response!
I am a horrible human being btw and should be ejected from the cabal. A friend sent an article via whatsapp about her lovely great uncle who had recently passed and my immediate thought was to reply MY GREAT UNCLE IS DEAD, which made me laugh ny arse off. Laughing at your own jokes is terrrible.
I should add that I did send an appropriate response!
I am born and bred northern Irish and I never utter so it is, so it was, ever ever ever, do you know why because it's annoying as duck. And even more so when pretend northern Irish people do for attention.
Off topic but there’s a lot of sheep content over on food and drink, if you’re in the mood to see animals which get looked after properly
It’s a shame that Nigella’s not in the photo as well.Why the hell would Nigella care if she draws this?
She does talk complete shite, my dad was Scottish and my mum was from a different part of the country to where I was born, with a noticeably different accent, at no point in my lifetime have I ever opened my mouth and have either of them pop out, och eye the noo.
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She's liking tweets critical of Simon Wood's recipes for people using food banks / parcels.
Comrade Jack, #feedthechildren Jack, Diplomat Jack AND Consistent Jack have entered the chat!
Comrade Jack, #feedthechildren Jack, Diplomat Jack AND Consistent Jack have entered the chat!
I would so love Nigella to reply 'Yes I do mind. duck off'.
Is poor Nigella going to get the resulting daub as a present?
Draw your own garden you massive weirdo.
As if Jack doesn't use a lot of stuff people wouldn't get in food parcels. Pretty sure her recipes contained cashews and wine at some stage??
It was also heavily plagurised, so our Jack is keeping it authentic at least (so she is).
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