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[HotesTilaire]

I'm up breastfeeding my baby too!!!




How rude.
Can an admin please look into this.

I said nothing sexual about Jack's legs
What the.....?!

I was referring to how healthy Jack looked and how lush (and non deformed as she used to harass her parents with!) her legs are.
Also yes, I can say someone has lush legs.
Even our smol pixie
And it not be sexual..... I'm Welsh. Lush means "nice"

"oddly sexual comments"

Lush is a bit more sexual outside Wales...so it came across like a bit like you said she was fit and then you did an AAaaargh

Also I feel at this point I can say we have clearly established that Jack has legs.

 

[HotesTilaire]

I wonder how Lestat the vampire squiggle is getting on these days? I forgot to note his handle.

 

[silverBirch21]

Yes I could see you were being sarcastic

 

[Candytuft]

HMS Penelope was a cursed ship from the start. Sailors are incredibly superstitious and in the building of her there was all kinds of freak unexplained accidents. My Uncle was an apprentice Chef in a hotel and he joined the Navy for experience. He sailed with Penelope .Well, he got that. It was terrible in the end he got the DSM but I don’t know why exactly. My Uncle Jimmy was very interesting.

 

[peperomides]

Oh god she's retweeted that video of a woman making a god awful spaghetti hoops pie thing saying "NGL I'm kinda into it"
Not sure how to share the video but I imagine it's how she makes all her slop.... the woman uses her FOREARMS to flatten bread for the top of it

 

[silverBirch21]

Irrespective of the Lushgate impeachment result.
I have no doubt Jack‘s originally intention was to get the squiggles posting about how great her legs were. She is such an incomprehensible mixture of low self-esteem and arrogance.

 

[peperomides]

(Is it an unnecessary squiggle if it's just a something she's quote retweeted?)

 

[Starsanddaggers]

Irrespective of the Lushgate impeachment result.
I have no doubt Jack‘s originally intention was to get the squiggles posting about how great her legs were. She is such an incomprehensible mixture of low self-esteem and arrogance.

Yes, absolutely.

Much like the lies she entangles in every post!

She seeks constant affirmation and praise.
This is what differentiates her to MR
for example. In her "quest" to feed the children or whatever it was that was in her narrative a few days ago.

Lushgate ... Oh I need to expand my vocabulary.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Lushgate established we can’t even have ten minutes to ourselves here to have a minor chaos, as soon as attention swung away from her and her legs she deployed slop. A1 manipulation.

Christ you know when you try and get a mate to back you up and then they just...don’t

 

[FrumpyCat]

I'm up breastfeeding my baby too!!!




How rude.
Can an admin please look into this.

I said nothing sexual about Jack's legs
What the.....?!

I was referring to how healthy Jack looked and how lush (and non deformed as she used to harass her parents with!) her legs are.
Also yes, I can say someone has lush legs.
Even our smol pixie
And it not be sexual..... I'm Welsh. Lush means "nice"

"oddly sexual comments"

lush I understood as meaning nice as in 'this cake is lush!'

 

[Soapy Dolphin]

OK, we get it! Without exeption, you've done every single life hack that's ever been recorded EVER...all of them, in totality, the whole lot! You probably even invented them all. You'll soon have a book to prove it and it won't be tips you've snaffled from other people, oh no, because you've been doing them for eons. Since before The Poverty because of The Genius and everything. Over and out.

 

[silverBirch21]

I’m so old lush means luxuriant greenery to me, not strong smelly soap.

 

[Whaa?]

Yes what exactly has happened to that 6-month Del Monte deal, announced in early December? Are they really giving her money to do duck all?

I read this as 'are they really giving her money to duck off?'

 

[waffle maker]

Good Morning, last day of WFH in quarantine with kids today, things are looking up.

Top Tips Jack is the worst Jack.

@TurnedUpInTipp I lived in the place where HMS Victory is too- I was a teacher there before my kids were born, I RENTED a flat there and then we bought our first house. We lived close to F****** P*** so we could hear the team being booed off after each game of kickyball.

 

[Blurp]

HMS Penelope was a cursed ship from the start. Sailors are incredibly superstitious and in the building of her there was all kinds of freak unexplained accidents. My Uncle was an apprentice Chef in a hotel and he joined the Navy for experience. He sailed with Penelope .Well, he got that. It was terrible in the end he got the DSM but I don’t know why exactly. My Uncle Jimmy was very interesting.

Depends which one. The WW2 one was a convoy escort and eventually was torpedoed and sank. A later one was in the Falklands War. Either one, a lot of experience.

 

[Vanelope]

I’m happy kickyball is now accepted parlance - Mr V will hate it if I start calling it that

 

[Tittykitty]

Husband has just asked what I’m reading so I said a forum,
what about, jack monroe,
who is he, he isn’t a he,
well is it a mountain, no,
well who is it, well you know that person that was in our life for a few years who has now changed their name etc well jack is very similar, oh so they need locking away so as not to harm other people then.
I think he knows her type far too well.

 

[Froggies]

Good Morning, last day of WFH in quarantine with kids today, things are looking up.

Top Tips Jack is the worst Jack.

@TurnedUpInTipp I lived in the place where HMS Victory is too- I was a teacher there before my kids were born, I RENTED a flat there and then we bought our first house. We lived close to F****** P*** so we could hear the team being booed off after each game of kickyball.

Lifelong supporter of the FP players! I used to go to every home game. We did a lot of booing.

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

Depends which one. The WW2 one was a convoy escort and eventually was torpedoed and sank. A later one was in the Falklands War. Either one, a lot of experience.

I think the interesting uncle must have been on the Arethusa class one for the Jonah ship stuff?

(Can confirm the Penylope and Antelopee from the further reaches of 'civilisation' - if you can call Jannerland civilised, that is)

 

[Fruitjack]

I’m

Sorry to leap on this, but it’s not AJ, is it? Her recipes are nice, but they’re utter bleeping chaos, and she clearly doesn’t proofread anything.

No and I can’t think who that is and it’s driving me MAD
Edit to say I’ve now put my glasses on and can see properly but no it’s not!