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Taaaampons? In a pineapple?Suddenly tampons in a pineapple seems like a perfectly normal storage solution.
Taaaampons? In a pineapple?Suddenly tampons in a pineapple seems like a perfectly normal storage solution.
Pie Jesu, what fresh hell is this?
Maybe I'm missing Jack's point here but who the hell is buying sundried tomatoes who cannot afford a bottle of olivio or sunflower oil?Only last night I used some oil from a jar of sundried tomatoes to fry off some onion, but the filtering nonsense makes me want to die, to be honest.
Why would you mix old fish oil with other old oil? And the cheap sausage runoff good god. A bottle of oil is not expensive if you just buy normal shit. Like a pound. Butter is not expensive, despite Jack’s obsession with lard. Why risk botulism to play at frugality?!
What the fuck is the matter with her fawning fans?!
Anyone who has ever had an eating disorder has never ever had to set an alarm to eat. I can't really express how offended I am by her claims to have been anorexic at one time and now needs alarm reminders to eat. Cosplaying serious illness is not a fucking game you selfish self obsessed thieving cunt.Pie Jesu, what fresh hell is this?
But.....COPYRIGHT. Can the family of the photographer invoice her? Can anyone help?
This is like an acid flashback. Why does she have rubber eggs in the first place?That llama doorstop looks like a right smug fucker as well. Apparently that bottle in her kitchen that looks like rancid oil is live vinegar and the chicken's full of rubber eggs. Why would you need to put anything in the chicken? It's not transparent. Who's going to come in your house and interrogate you about whether your chicken's filled with real eggs?
I will pay her a tenner for a video showing herself drinking out of all those novelty mugs because there's no way you're not pouring liquid all down your front.
I know this is so sad but I really love imagining who Eddie the Eagle actually is, like imagine if you were Mrs Rooney just casually chatting about tweet scraping and ltd companies on TattleI’m laughing at the idea forum gossip comes up in GA - I’ve mentioned before my husband gets spoken about by MITHERING NINNIES on forums and never once have I had a GA tell me that Steve from Gravesend thinks he’s a fat cunt (still)
ETA - the doctor gave a firm and apologetic nod, the results are in from google, you are indeed in need of a hair cut
“Accidentally ran into” ok sure you did. Deffo weren’t already here slagging off Mrs Hinch or Lauren Goodger were ya? they’re fair game and have some truly disgusting things written about them, but when Jack’s actual shitty tweets and actual shitty behaviour is called out its bullying must be because she is so smol and poor and does so much for so many people without ever resting
Only problem is which answers would be given. There are so many lies it would be impossible.I actually think my mastermind specialist subject could be Jackie!
I honestly think she's minted, either that or she's in a massive amount of debt.£28 for a monstrosity of a doorstop. This woman is NOT poor!!! John Lewis, obvs. Only quality useless tat for Mama Jack, while SB gets eyeball fucking sausages.
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Dear Twitter