CryingCooper could take a dump in there and she wouldn't notice over the smell of the slow cooker.
CryingCooper could take a dump in there and she wouldn't notice over the smell of the slow cooker.
Only problem is which answers would be given. There are so many lies it would be impossible.I actually think my mastermind specialist subject could be Jackie!
you're our menace tho, babe. I'm genuinely loving your doctoring of stock photos in addition to your ongoing devotion to receiptsIâm a menace. Somebody taught me and now I canât stop.
You'd normally have quite a small one though, no? It appears to go all the way across the room!Itâs a rag rug. Cheap to make, but expensive to buy. They canât be vacuumed. Need to be put on the washing line and bashed to get the dust out. We used to make them at home when I was a girl.
I think we need a special emergency side thread devoted to that rug. What the hell is it? More pertinently why the hell is it? Is there a Tattle procedure for incidents of this nature? We have entered a new and nightmarish phase of Jackwatch and I am both frightened and bewildered.I need a squiggle to ask her about that monstrosity of a floor.
I mean...it's a major tripping hazard, it would be impossible to keep clean, Cooper could take a dump in there and she wouldn't notice over the smell of the slow cooker.
No wonder SHE LEFT. If I went back to someone's house and it looked like that, I'd be making some hasty excuses.
When @MancBee comes back he'll have a fit
I did say this before but itâs always worth another outing...because Jack does so much chaos youâd have to have time specific specialist subjects, so it would be âThe life and times of Jack Monroe between 18.30pm 6/1/2021âOnly problem is which answers would be given. There are so many lies it would be impossible.
âQuestion 1. How many GCSEs did jack monroe get at school.â
âErrrrr 3. No 4 and a half. No, wait, seven?â
âQuestion 2. What did Jack Monroe call Boris Johnson on a bbc interview?â
âDisingenuousâ
âNo, I have to go with what is on the card. A liar.â
âQuestion 3. How many jobs has Jack Monroe had?â
â10?â
âNo, 1,546. She was also a washing machine operator.â
âQuestion 4. What happened to Louisa?â
âShe leftâ
âNo, not really, she left, but came back and then got COVID and then lived there a bit and then not really, but sometimesâ
Are you sure? Looks more like a Buffalo Bill style trophy to me.Itâs a rag rug. Cheap to make, but expensive to buy. They canât be vacuumed. Need to be put on the washing line and bashed to get the dust out. We used to make them at home when I was a girl.
This is actually quite embarrassing.I did say this before but itâs always worth another outing...because Jack does so much chaos youâd have to have time specific specialist subjects, so it would be âThe life and times of Jack Monroe between 18.30pm 6/1/2021â
and 3.42am 8/1/2021
And while we are on pointless novelty ceramic tat... why have a rainbow butter dish with no fâing butter?
Yes, itâs odd. But itâs a rag rug. They are made smallish because they get too heavy to work with especially for children. You need a lot of rags, or worn out clothes as well and things were worn until they were beyond repair. Looks to me like a good few put together.You'd normally have quite a small one though, no? It appears to go all the way across the room!
This is like an acid flashback. Why does she have rubber eggs in the first place?That llama doorstop looks like a right smug fucker as well. Apparently that bottle in her kitchen that looks like rancid oil is live vinegar and the chicken's full of rubber eggs. Why would you need to put anything in the chicken? It's not transparent. Who's going to come in your house and interrogate you about whether your chicken's filled with real eggs?
I will pay her a tenner for a video showing herself drinking out of all those novelty mugs because there's no way you're not pouring liquid all down your front.