Jack Monroe #138 Jack Monroe MBE

[ReginaPhalangee]

Is she playing this one?

I love cheaters edition! So much more fun and watching my 8 year old try to keep a poker face is entertainment in itself

 

[Dogmuck]

I missed the rubber eggs part! Lol I'm clearly missing a trick here, I've been storing mine all wrong!!

Honestly, next thing you’ll be telling us, you don’t keep 6 years worth of unopened post (stacked neatly) and you answer the door when someone rings the bell.

 

[BantzMonkey]

I think we need a special emergency side thread devoted to that rug. What the hell is it? More pertinently why the hell is it? Is there a Tattle procedure for incidents of this nature? We have entered a new and nightmarish phase of Jackwatch and I am both frightened and bewildered.

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It's a migraine

 

[Smeghead]

Lads, I’ve found the other end

 

[Lanie]

There's more than one out there? You wouldn't think the world was big enough.

How big is it exactly?

The one my neighbour has was not the biggest one they sold, but it takes up about a third of her floor space. I don't know if hers is the same one from the same shop but it's definitely a wool latch hook rug of some sort and is very very similar.

 

[Dogmuck]

Feel like I’ve seen that rug a couple of times in a club.

 

[Minky McMoneypenny]

This is like an acid flashback. Why does she have rubber eggs in the first place?

Bloody rubber eggs. The kids have some and keep on mixing them in with the real ones.

I’m thinking the rug is actually the ‘yard sale’. Been zooming in to try to find the wigs but it’s like one of those magic eye things

the rug just looks like undies strewn all over the floor.

 

[HotesTilaire]

What are rubber eggs for though?

 

[Switchstreetz]

This is actually quite embarrassing.

"What flavour of Ben & Jerry's ice cream did Jack allegedly eat two tubs of during the Poverty?"
"Which Oasis song did Jack accidentally conquer her fears to sing on Youtube?"
"What is Jack Monroe's favourite tank?"

Someone make us a JM quiz for Easter I'm begging you

Edit: or a JM themed online board game/cards against humanity deck

 

[BlendedSlop]

I'm a maximalist who unashamedly fills my home with colour, but that rug is too much even for me. I'm scared I'm going to wake up tomorrow to find it covering all my windows, having crept all the way from Southend overnight.

 

[Smeghead]

Feel like I’ve seen that rug a couple of times in a club

Bloody rug addicts

 

[ReginaPhalangee]

Wtf is a rubber egg and why does she have them?

 

[jenny2603]

What are rubber eggs for though?

Jack is the People's Paltrow so can't stretch to jade eggs.

ETA: If I'm right the each of those rubber eggs will be eligible for a cake baked by Jack on it's birthday.

 

[ChickenPorridge]

This has been one of the best grunkas I've ever done, between the L McC insta and Jack's Junkyard comments, I've hooted and fizzed my way along dear hearts

 

[Dogmuck]

Bloody rug addicts

The rugs don’t work they just make it worse but I know I’ll see your face tune again

 

[queenfeline]

This is really gonna me based on my interests, but clearly the big reveal Navalny did about Vladimir Putin having a palace that includes 11 bedrooms, a movie theater, a Las Vegas style casino, two spas, a bakery has nothing on Jack's MTV cribs reveal.

 

[Switchstreetz]

Suddenly tampons in a pineapple seems like a perfectly normal storage solution.

Taaaampons? In a pineapple?

 

[Thank(space)you]

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This doesn't look remotely like a robot.

 

[Sideboard Bob]

 

[HotesTilaire]

Noooo items to place inside fanny = stored in pineapple
Persons either in or out of floofle fanny- receive pass-ag cake
Based on the rules I say the rubber eggs are not fanny botherers, so what ARE they for? Why are there several? Where does she keep the real eggs if not in the hen egg storage pot? In a fish shaped egg pot?