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Jack Monroe #132 Leader of the Slopposition
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Plus you get money every round for doing absolutely duck allPlay monopoly .You get to own lots of lovely houses and collect rent as well
Yeah, I've been thinking about this for several minutes now
Fact checkHer family do not come from “Northern Cyprus” her grandad who died moved to the UK before 1974 when the country was Cyprus.
Her family are Greek Cypriot and it would not have been possible for them to visit their village legally prior to around her mid to late teens, in fact visiting illegally wouldn’t have been very possible unless you want to risk being shot. This is because Turkey continues to illegally occupy the area, which is not recognized by the international community.
I think she is the gift which keeps giving without bringing that aspect of politics into it. As you were, I’m gently curating a migraine.
It really is a Dickensian life he leads.
Mum today at school me and Jimmy and stew..
Her: hold on son, * whips out cards, writes a few angry tweets*
Card... Who's the fairest poverty writer of them all?
Her: continue....
Mum today at school me and Jimmy and stew..
Her: hold on son, * whips out cards, writes a few angry tweets*
Card... Who's the fairest poverty writer of them all?
Her: continue....
I know it’s going back a bit- apologies but if you can’t pay rent, don’t have savings.
The cosplay always brings me back to tattle. I don’t for a second believe she is poor. She might have missed rent because she was putting all her money in savings.
I hate that she’s gaining from Marcus’s campaign. He doesn’t attach himself- he’s doing it for the kids. Jack does things for Jack. Jack does things for her own publicity and image.
I wish the media would just pick up like the do other minor zelebs and do a ‘tour of the home’ pointing out all the hypocrisy
The cosplay always brings me back to tattle. I don’t for a second believe she is poor. She might have missed rent because she was putting all her money in savings.
I hate that she’s gaining from Marcus’s campaign. He doesn’t attach himself- he’s doing it for the kids. Jack does things for Jack. Jack does things for her own publicity and image.
I wish the media would just pick up like the do other minor zelebs and do a ‘tour of the home’ pointing out all the hypocrisy
That game has peak 'I'm in sixth form and I just learnt about the existence of Nietzsche' energy. Gawwwwwd she's such a bleep. I've never said that before. I feel like I need to apologise to my mum.
In case you were wondering how sickeningly ingratiating she has been recently, as I've mentioned before I'm extraordinarily petty and keep a running count of the number of times she says 'thankyou' then add that number of new words or phrases to Slopbot's code in the next update. The total is currently 21. Blackjack! Keep going babes x I can't go anywhere until next Wednesday, it would be the work of a moment to come up with all the new code.
In case you were wondering how sickeningly ingratiating she has been recently, as I've mentioned before I'm extraordinarily petty and keep a running count of the number of times she says 'thankyou' then add that number of new words or phrases to Slopbot's code in the next update. The total is currently 21. Blackjack! Keep going babes x I can't go anywhere until next Wednesday, it would be the work of a moment to come up with all the new code.
While Cooper looks on from the Chesterfield, dressed in his smoking jacket and swilling a brandy?
There's no way Jack would play monopoly, she'd be triggered by paying rent
My 10 year old nephew just wants to play Kerplunk with me, no way I'd subject him to those pish cardsOh that game looks cringeworthy
Poor SB.
is it your own poo or someone else's? cos that would make all the difference
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I feel like they're too stuck on 2016 Corbyn comments but they've spotted the fake poverty, I wish they'd get to the good stuff like grifting from the poor via PayPal/patreon with claims of financially struggling whilst living in a lovely bungalow in a nice area, and having stuffed it with high end possessions! This is probably gonna fizzle out though because"JM didn't like Corbyn 4 years ago" is nowhere near the top 100 worst things she's done
(If you're a new lurker please go back through her photos on twitter and see all the Cotswold sideboards, the Smeg fridge (£3k!!!) And lots of other expensive items. We've previously spotted expensive curtains, an £80 toaster and a three. Hundred. Pound. Mirror. Get on that pls.)
EDIT: Christ I forgot to mention - she writes for the express and the daily telegraph, and her DAD IS A LANDLORD
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Are you my husband?
Ice cream-flavoured poo of course.
It's the only correct answer.
To be honest, “Would you rather” was the game my Y8s used to play with me if they thought it would delay the lesson on ~science~ by ten minutes.
She'd probably try to crowdfund Mayfair
"It's your birthday. Collect £10 from each Patreon."
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