Jack Monroe #132 Leader of the Slopposition

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She ought to be careful banging on about profit margins when we look at her charitable deeds: buy my book at full retail price and I'll donate it to a foodbank!
 
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To use Twitter vernacular that I am far too old to get away with, a la Mackie... we love to see it!

To use the same vernacular, I am LIVING for this! So, so delighted that the word is out.




I hope someone reads her Mirror column, in which she describes GB as "our once great nation", and asks her - what period in history, exactly, are you talking about

And why is she STILL talking about Benefits Street and Jeremy Kyle? It's 2021 Jack fgs.

 
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That same chef was crowd funding a big (ie few £k) mixer for his kitchen at the start of lockdown, so that he could produce more sourdough for the community. Unfollowed him at that point because I couldn't help but think that money could be better spent elsewhere and the locals could forego their artisan loaves.
 
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Oh my God I think she's actually getting cancelled on leftist Twitter. I knew this day could potentially come if they ever picked up on her shite. The above account has 13k followers.

 
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I’m pretty sure I heard it as I live in the same area
 
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I know everyone’s really angry and fed up with her and everything but I found a toaster for £7.50 in Tesco last night.

Just thought you some of you might want to know as you could be under the impression that all toasters cost £80 and had “toast” written on them.

Unfunny interlude over and we can go back to being angry again.
 
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Sorry if this has been answered both are counted as donations. Patreon you have to pay a fee to have their service. It's like 4p in every pound
 
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Are we going to get a selfie of her crying into the cat? If we are, I may just give up on the internet and move to Nauru.
 
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Honestly can't wait to see what narc tactics she uses to try and worm her way out of this.
 
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erm, where did she get the info that the vouchers are being reinstated? i mean, you'd expect a news report or something, wouldn't you? there's nothing on twitter, just her shouty tweet with all the congrats from people including actual journalists. who, like, you might also expect have some knowledge of a major news story so weird

still, she's got the attention high now. can't wait for the thunderclap tomorrow. cos that's definitely happening, isnt it? (no)
 
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Lol, even funnier that she claimed that she was going to be on This Morning today. Phil Vickery just stole your life's work hun
 
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Well done to Marcus Rashford for all his ongoing work.

If that's the vouchers back, is Jack returning to being a thunderclap?
 
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I think the fact shes gay has came up the least. She has never seemed to face any hardships on account of being gay. Somewhere successful public figure doesnt really fit the narrative. She might get the odd dumb comment on twitter. But I doubt shes ever felt inequality
 
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I'm failing to understand how JMs bounced rent ( sure Jan ) adds any clout to anything or why it needs to be communicated?
With all of the jobs/opportunities for paid work over the past 12 months and rent can't be paid?
It BS and clearly designed to secure donations from the uptake in followers.
Tattle isn't needed for the muckrakers to take an interest, JM is doing a great job of leaving a bread crumb trail.
 
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Nothing about us, without us - she misappropriated this slogan yesterday.
So she is banging on about the vouchers, what about people who want a food parcel delivered and wanted it to be better quality, is she speaking on their behalf?

And yes, RM’s parcel was pathetic. But for 5 child lunches it was a cheese sandwich, frube or soreen and a piece of fruit with half a potato with spoon of beans or pasta in tomato and half a cheese slice, and a slice of cucumber/carrot which is possibly more than kids get in school right now I reckon, still shit if she has two kids though. Edit to add- that’s what no one has jumped on, this is what they would have more or less got at school.

I hate how she makes me all Tory but it’s the frothing at the mouth, spoiling for a fight, self appointed spokesperson that winds me up, she talks shit and it just damages the cause
 
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Just seen Boris has called Rashford. Why hasn’t he called Jack?
 
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