Jack Monroe #131 Mary Sloppins

[LyraBalaqua]

She’s gone quiet... either she’s fallen asleep or pounding the keyboard in sheer bloody rage producing another Twitter essay .

 

[Lemonsweets91]

Poor ol’ ’RoadsideMum, does she know she’s Jack’s new BFF?

Still doesn't tag her though

 

[sioc]

I note that she’s also deleted the ‘This is my story’ tweet after begging to be be commissioned to write a piece on her life’s work. Since no no ne took her up on that she’s removed it a d looks rather foolish now-confirming everything we believe- this is all about her ego and profiteering.

Omg, she did and all! Left the rest of the super long thread but I guess morning brought enough clarity that even she realised how egregious the "this is my story" stuff was.

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Clearly I've missed (yet another) chaos. Grunking forthwith, but for now ...

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There’s only one way to find out.....FIGHT!


(not really, Big Bri is a pacifist. Lub u puddy muddle 🤍)

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

 

[I’MBUSY!]

She’s gone quiet... either she’s fallen asleep or she’s pounding the keyboard in sheer bloody rage producing another Twitter essay .

ha! Just read this and she popped on my feed...

candyman, candyman, candyman!

Woe betide....

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

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Soz my love, baby napping so thought I’d try to be useful xx

 

[FridayFunDay]

Excuses in early I see.

Fanny.

 

[LyraBalaqua]

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She hasn’t been ill since the ‘rona, it was only a matter of days before something else was ailing her .

#sicknote.

 

[Lemonsweets91]

TOOTHACHE!!!! And the excuses for not doing any "work" on this story today begin.

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

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You are bleeping joking me

 

[Dogmuck]

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Grinding your teeth at the fact you’re an irrelevant twit is gonna give you toothache love.

She’s scanning those DMs looking for all the offers of work from the broadsheets and TV and...

 

[LyraBalaqua]

We all know what this means ......ouchy mouth is back!

 

[Fitnessqueen]

Who had the odds on Ouchy Mouth Jack for January?

And this is was from a Facebook group I’m in

 

[Pocahontas]

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Aww. Inserting herself into Roadside Mum’s true situation and trying to make it all about her former, brief situation (Hello? Potatoes?) has made her so BUSY.

 

[LeftToMyOwnDevices]

But it's soo easy for her to convince herself that the reasons she names are the ones that stop her attaining the celebrity she so craves - rather than accepting the truth, which is that she's talentless, egocentric and abrasive. In other words, bleeping impossible to work with. Case in point, and this is only info picked up in the news as am personally not based in the uk, but haven't they just employed a lady with a thick and broad brummie accent to be a *main breakfast tv host* over on ITV? Who knows, she may even have tattoos...

@Oofadoofa That’ll be Steph’s Packed Lunch on Channel 4, presented by Steph McGovern, who previously presented the BBC breakfast news. Thinking about it Jack must be bitter she’s not presenting it, nor even the resident chef, who is John Whaite (bake off winner).
Both Steph and John are open homosexualists so Jack’s argument that her sexuality is holding back her tv career is nonsense!

 

[Lanie]

In fairness to MR this was his thing he started during the last lockdown so he had a right to be interviewed and asked what he thinks about it. Whether or not she was involved or not, she is not the face of it, so why would anyone contact her about it. Wasn't this one of the reasons for is award from the queen. I think she needs to but out and let him sort it. He has the status and the money ( she claims not to have) and life experiences so it's easier for him to sort.

 

[Silver Linings]