Manic personality needs adding too
Jack Monroe #13 Saint Monroe, patron of all tinned and canned goods provider of the great
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Extraordinarily lucky that there wasn’t a medical emergency before she gave up the booze. What are the chances
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Last Thursday evening, my son, eight years old, crawled into bed with me at 3am. “I can’t breathe, Mama,” he wheezed. He was having a severe asthma attack. I bolted upright, grabbed Vaporub and an inhaler, sat him up, folded his arms across his chest the way paramedics had taught me, leaned him forward to open his airways, and listened to his breathing. I was wide awake, lucid, and this was an emergency. I know from my own childhood that asthma attacks can be fatal. I was poised to call 999 if there was even the slightest worsening in his chest.
I lay awake beside him for the rest of the night, listening intently. I whispered to my partner on the other side of the bed, again and again, “Thank duck I’m sober”.
I’m going out on a limb here but if someone did actually say that to her, I’d go so far as to wager that they’re probably not a fan...
You left out panic attacks.
No it really isn’t remarkable but it is such a clever use of adjectives. People think...oh poor you eating old bread, it puts the idea in the readers head of old stale moulds bread. If the reader actually stopped and thought about it they would realise that it is quite normal, normally freshen it up by toasting it or sprinkle water and put it in the oven!
Mint, parsley, coriander and basil are NOT interchangeable, they all have very different flavours, this is the only evidence needed in court to justify laughing at the ridiculous recipes, we won’t even need grated corned beef.
Even her lies don’t make sense! Be more careful next time, jack!
I think she is deliberately trolling us, each recipe is worse and worse
Nothing - yet.
I wasn't the one who found the last round of threaders though.
With regards to Patreon I have the app as I follow one or two podcasts. I only subscribe to one and that’s £3 a month. The podcasts owner does a weekly podcast plus extras for subscribers. He’s a working man and certainly not taking it in. The profit after he takes costs for producing his podcasts goes to various charities.
Sonw of these people want to take note of what this guy does..
Sonw of these people want to take note of what this guy does..
Those now deleted tweets about appearing on the news keep popping in my head.
Anyone else notice that when the thread beers off topic to recipes, plants, seeds and general life advice Jack pops up with a little twitter rant to ignite the fire? Funny that
now we’ve been gifted those threader tweets I predict she’ll be well behaved.
Anyone else notice that when the thread beers off topic to recipes, plants, seeds and general life advice Jack pops up with a little twitter rant to ignite the fire? Funny that
now we’ve been gifted those threader tweets I predict she’ll be well behaved.
The word vomit that I've been reading here by Jack, is reminding me of a friend I cut off last year who I eventually realised was a full blown narcissistist who had been draining me. Her way with words was very similar. It took me several months to get over it, these people need to come with warnings or something. Everything is similar though except my ex-friend had a very real form of arthritis and how she would find it funny to be nasty to other patients and staff at hospital and blame it on her medication.
She just loves to be the centre of attention clearlyThose now deleted tweets about appearing on the news keep popping in my head.
Anyone else notice that when the thread beers off topic to recipes, plants, seeds and general life advice Jack pops up with a little twitter rant to ignite the fire? Funny that
now we’ve been gifted those threader tweets I predict she’ll be well behaved...
Posting this here to save as a (broad) reference point for when Jack finally files her accounts. Taking it all with a pinch of salt of course - The Sun had an accountant estimate Ant Middleton’s income based on corporation tax paid:
£25k corporation tax paid (2017) = ~£300k income
£135k corporation tax paid (2018) = ~£1.6 million income
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/11540745/tv-ant-middleton-millionaire/
£25k corporation tax paid (2017) = ~£300k income
£135k corporation tax paid (2018) = ~£1.6 million income
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/11540745/tv-ant-middleton-millionaire/
I'm going snooping now.
So out of all the conditions, how many does she reckon she has 
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Yes, my dog walker went to the Priory in Glasgow and definitely not cheap at all!
Coriander is the spawn of Satan!
As you should.
Addison’s disease, adrenal insufficiency, steroid dependent. So far.
I found an interview where she said that most herbs and spices are interchangeable, which is absolute poppycock, of course.
The interview contained many more gems... when I can bring myself to revisit it, I will post it here.
Has anyone on here used Amazon Fresh and if so, how did you find it?
I agree, foul stuff.
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