Who ARE these people who comment on her pictures about marmite and scrambled eggs or cutlery??? I've wouldn't comment such benign twaddle on my own friends' pictures of their bleeping breakfast.
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I know - the most! Course you are, petal. 'My office' - she thinks she's the Prime Minister. I imagine that Louisa is doing a very demanding job while Moanroe plays with her food and scours Tattle.
I can imagine her being the distraction not the other way round, also her partner will be constantly dealing with concerned WhatsApp’s about her Twitter feed
Pretty sure I remember a Tweet where her Mum said she had it too.
Jeez, this is just a poor imitation of Nigella. Not the food, the description. I cannot imagine the Jack we all saw on DKL actually saying ‘solitary bliss’ or ‘how the juicy succulence of the eggs revives the bread’ but I can definitely hear those words from Nigella.
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So Threader just confirms what we all knew 
But it seems she does tell the truth sometimes
But it seems she does tell the truth sometimes
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Glad to see my illness isn't on the list yet
That dancing video is the creepiest thing I've ever seen - it's made my teeth hurt
That dancing video is the creepiest thing I've ever seen - it's made my teeth hurt
She claims every bleeping room in the house is her office.
She started out with a small desk area somewhere and then moved into the dining room. then she moves into the garage and sets that up. then she takes over the kitchen to film DK and then finally decamps to the garden shed/methlab/makeshift kitchen.
She basically takes over every single room and claims it's her space.
Here's an idea love.....Live on your own then you can have all the space you want!
She's so bleeping ungrateful! She moans about her partner and son and not having her own space etc but imagine if she was completely isolated and on her own?
Then the narrative would be "oooooh i'm so alone, it's so difficult, I've nobody to talk too or see. my mental health is suffering!"
Moan, moan, bleeping whinge! Every situation is a problem and a struggle!]
Jesus can't she just be grateful and thankful that she has a crappy bungalow roof over her head, a garden to use and has her son and partner with her. It's more than many others have right now!
200 units to be exact. I find that if that is true, which I doubt, shocking. Especially with a young son around.
Is 2 day old bread a remarkable thing??
Just laughed out loud as the first thing I noticed when I saw that pic was the laguiole cutlery....Fancy
.....Although you can pick them up in tkmaxx on the cheap.
If it were true, it would explain where a lot of her money went. And her often unhinged behaviour on Twitter.
I've sometimes wondered - and it's only my conjecture, your honour - if it was, you know, more than just alcohol.
Why not just make toast? That’s basic enough for her.
And the whole ‘
The whole ‘two-day old bread: I’m so poor to buy fresh subtext’ - there’s not many of us going trip trapping to the local boulangerie and stocking up on fresh sourdough and brioche these days either love.
Who on earth is going to eat all that when they're ill? Elvis?So Threader just confirms what we all knew
But it seems she does tell the truth sometimes
Does Louisa have four stomachs or something?
Always with the ludicrous embellishments...
To be fair, you can do as I did and go to the co-operative at 7:00pm when all the reduced stuff has been shoved on the shelves and bag yourself an olive bread loaf AND a sourdough loaf for less than 50p each.
Fancy as duck!
Had it toasted this morning and felt like a right smug witch!
And here, your honour, I present further evidence that Jack Monroe is unequivocally talking out her arse when she claims to be a food expert. Topping an italian pasta sauce with CORIANDER?????? In Jack's eyes its all just green stuff innit.
Also if you make a good pasta sauce you shouldn't need a stock cube.
Also if you make a good pasta sauce you shouldn't need a stock cube.
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I love a yellow sticker bargain - my best recent result was m&s had a load of their meal deal dishes at 80% off. I staggered home to play freezer janga.
I love marmite but that foto makes me feel sick
Jack giving away a book for free? I call BS on this one
A thread written by @BootstrapCook
A teacher told me I wouldnt amount to anything and 'would only be good for flipping burgers'. I left school with 4 GCSEs & severe depression. . . When my first cookbook was a bestseller, I sent her a signed copy, with 'thanks for the career advice' scrawled on THE BURGER RECIPE.threader.app
I find the cringe the hardest to read. Also I love how in one sentence she tries to be like oh no flipping burgers is a legit job~ and then refers to other jobs as “bigger”.
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