Is that nail photoshopped???! THAT IS NOT HER NAIL!
Caroline may have stood in here. We know she has hands.
Jack Monroe #126 Dangling her fl*ps over a Cotswold sideboard like none of it matters
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Caroline may have stood in here. We know she has hands.
Can’t stop laughing at Caroline has hands. Was asked what I was laughing at and couldn’t even begin - ‘well there’s this woman who writes bad cookbooks and...’......
Jaysus could you imagine “wedding on a bootstrap”
- outfits “made” on the sewing machine
- knitted corsages
- crockery from the shed with tarnished cutlery
- Brexit tin stash and fishy egg del monte breakfast buffet
- pass ag”know your place” wedding speech
- wedding cake distributed to guests according to “fanny proximity” or lack thereof
- outfits “made” on the sewing machine
- knitted corsages
- crockery from the shed with tarnished cutlery
- Brexit tin stash and fishy egg del monte breakfast buffet
- pass ag”know your place” wedding speech
- wedding cake distributed to guests according to “fanny proximity” or lack thereof
Or a swift kick in the stonesholy tit! they need jesus!
Genius!!
the wedding cake, omg!You know, “Wedding On A Bootstrap“ is the one hypothetical book of hers I would actually buy, for the lols.
ETA
this reminds me of an epic Facebook argument. 
(Years ago I was engaged, but never made it up the isle )There was a wedding FB page, where this argument broke out over the price, and value of a good wedding photographer, it went back and forth until one person said ‘Look! It’s not like I’m going to rock up with a disposable camera, wearing a bin bag, and say “duck it, this will do!”’.... but now we know who would!
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Tweets to request your pitch for cheif bridesmaid position.
All the trips to the postoffice with the HANDWRITTEN invites.
The many postponements.
She has waited her whole damn life for this day.
The 'regretfully decline' RSVPs from Marcus, Mom and Matt
Mom has just posted vegan spag bol. All up in Jack's...
Oh, wait.
Oh, wait.
They're behind the scenes.
Happy New Year Fraus!
Came across this video online and now all I want from 2021 is some kind of YouTube video where Jack and Paris Hilton compete to make the 'best' lasagne for a panel of judges
If you skip to about 12:05 you can see Paris even has her own pair of quirky onion sunglasses! She must be aware of jack's work!
Came across this video online and now all I want from 2021 is some kind of YouTube video where Jack and Paris Hilton compete to make the 'best' lasagne for a panel of judges
If you skip to about 12:05 you can see Paris even has her own pair of quirky onion sunglasses! She must be aware of jack's work!
Nothing says ‘I love you’ more than an unlimited salad bar at Harvester.
Wedding. There would be ‘chaos’ the night before. Random ailments or injuries would occur and her father would have to give a stern speech. He’d put on his uniform and medals (incl MBE) and say:
‘You are a bird in traaaazers. Put on the healing red lipstick and summon all your Greek and Norn Irish hybrid energy. You MUST get up that aisle. Think of their credit rating!!’
‘You are a bird in traaaazers. Put on the healing red lipstick and summon all your Greek and Norn Irish hybrid energy. You MUST get up that aisle. Think of their credit rating!!’
I thought I saw, back in the day, tweets from our heroine talking about offering something like 100ml glasses of fizz instead of 125ml to their guests to get costs down. It stood out as it just seemed mean, rather than canny. (Also completely impractical for the waiting staff...).
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Babe, same xThis just ended me.
@HotesTilaire we need this movie! Richard Curtis, watch out, she’s all up in your niche!
That is so freaking miserable! 6 glasses to a bottle, and even they feel like tiny glasses.
Crafty cabalites, I've set this up: https://tattle.life/threads/craft-chat.13042/
Please come and share your projects, ask questions, or just have a chat.
Please come and share your projects, ask questions, or just have a chat.
It's so Alan partridge that you would swear it was a spoof
I remember a post about using small glasss for champagne/asking advice about smol glasss to get more servings per bottle. Something really stingy at least*. (That was when I had not yet muted her).
*Stingy for a person not having to live on a shoestring at least
Ah, yes, this what what I meant (was reading up and had not seen your post yet)
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