Jack Monroe #125 Tweeted it, completed it, deleted it

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JuliaGulia

Happy New Year to the Cabal of Forensic Frauen! Let's hope for an easier one for everyone next year.
 
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KebabGirl

Thank you all for the comedy and analysis this year. Initially found threads end of March, followed a bit for a few months before joining up.
It's been brilliant - the forensic analysis of posts and of course @Alansbigplate with the gifs. Thanks also to @Pocahontas for the recaps. The rest of you? I'd like to say fuck off Jack style but please all keep going!
 
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Adayinthelife

Happy new year fraus and herrs. Thank(space) you for being a ray of sunshine in a crap year
 
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DeviledSmeggs

Happy New Year to all the wonderfully kind and warm people here! You have brought me endless hours of laughter throughout the last year which was very much needed. I wish you all health and happiness in the new year!
 
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DinosaurSenior

Happy New year from jackie's second home! This forum is my place to hide. You've made me laugh so much xxx
 
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ThePowderMonkey

I know she’s a dick but I think we owe a special thank you very Jack much to Ms Monroe for being a liar/psycho.
Happy New year.
I hope 2021 brings you all as many eyelid and arsehole sausages as your hearts desire.
 
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FridayFunDay

Happy new year you horrible lot, you've been great company during a mental year.

Wha's like us? Damn few, and they're aw deid.
 
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PermanentEyeRolls

Happy New Year Fraus.

One thing I've learnt in 2020 is that if you look in the right place those Internet folk can be lovely & hilarious!
 
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Jelly Bean

Interesting Jack is trying to reinvent the appalling shit show that was DKL. And the fact it was her highlight of the year Always the tedious stories about how much work and preparation it took. Yet every single day she was incompetent.

Happy New Year everybody. Your wit and wisdom has often been a great help on a shitty day
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Happy new year ninnies! Thanks for all the fish!
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Can I hijack this as a thread suggestion?
Jack Monroe #126 2020 - so long and thanks for all the fish.
 
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Cookiecookie

Veronicaaa said:
She's trying to be all edgy. The only ~embarrassing~ thing that she could have paid for is, let's face it, sex toys, and she's already got a drawerful of them. No one cares.
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Surely, unless you honestly do something along those lines as a proper job, you can't claim your drawer of cocks as a work expense anyway?

My husband's accountant was a lady friend of his who had a massive crush on him. Meant his books got done very thoroughly

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Is it bad I'd prefer James May's book over Jack's?
 
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Blurp

A guid new year to one and all in this canal of frauen und herren! Thank you for all the chat, the laughs, and especially the support when I feel miserable. I should also thank Twat for all the chaos that leads to this thread and the nasty little Sleazebag Scofield for bringing me to Tattle.

May 2021 be all you wish for and may all your doughnuts look like Fanny's.
 
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HotesTilaire

As I understand it, Jack has chosen NYE 2020 to start mithering on about wanting software that will read all her old bank statements to explain what she spent her money on. As usual she needs answers, but not that answer, or this one, tried that one, completed it, completed, no not that.
She can’t ask her business accountant to do it because he was her Sunday school teacher (presumably in the years before she was the Sunday school teacher?) because being a stereotype, he might be at some purchases.
The Canal has reasonably assumed this relates to the “drawer of dildos” she mischievously revealed one day information nobody asked for but also who could forget the jaccidental nonsense tweets that brought us Zoe Catastrophe and the mysterious “ J 1g” messages....?
In any case like most narcs she wants someone to say “I’ll do it for you!” Or “I’ll give you the money”
I’m broke and it wouldn’t take me an hour to go through my personal account and tell you what I spent it all on (food, food, food, batteries, stamps, shampoo, food, toilet roll, food, travel pass, food, three t-shirts from primark food...you get the idea).
 
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Brian Butterfield

Happy New Year, ninnies.

You will never know how much you helped me through the shit show that was 2020.

Forever grateful for your wit, humour, warmth and compassion xxx
 
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MarthaFarkus

Happy New Year you wonderful lot. So, this thread (and subsequent threads) will be closing now because Jack will be turning over a new leaf and becoming a decent, honest, non tealeafy human being

Just joking, see you all in 2021 for more fun and games!
 
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Starsanddaggers

Happy new year my lovelies. Thanks for the banter, support, love and gossip. You've made me feel less alone this year and I know alot of you will feel similar about our little coven xxx
 
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Themaninblack

In Icelandic ( ) the full greeting is "Happy new year and thanks for the last one!" My sincere thanks to all the Frauen and Herren who have kept us all afloat on the Sea of Sanity in 2020 with wit and empathy. Virtual, distanced hugs to all who need or want them, and may 2021 be a year of joy for you all. Happy New Year!
 
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Noseynelly19

Sorry I’m way behind, please forgive but the word we I take as two or more. We know SB didn’t have the ‘Rona’ so pretty much suggests LC had her isolation period there. Again sorry for dragging up the past I just get so enraged and admittedly a few gins in.
 
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