Jack Monroe #123 CAROLE MALONE IS AWAY

[blurstoftimes]

I don’t remember that! I wonder which Taylor Swift songs she was into

After SHE LEFT Jack posted a few incredibly cringey black and white images of sad Taylor Swift lyrics on instagram, like a teenager.

 

[Captainmouse]

The fact she's deleted the Marcus pics tweet that had thousands and thousands of likes shows she did a total panic deletion spree. Bumholes making buttons in the crappy bungalow tonight I would imagine!

#thread title Bumholes making buttons in the crappy bungalow

 

[crystaleyesd]

My dad calls it that too haha

Omg my dad too! Dads eh! If only we had a dad with medals who loved the queen

 

[Alansbigplate]

Ok

Omg my dad too! Dads eh! If only we had a dad with medals who loved the queen

im sure he works hard and you’re probably his favourite even if he’s not military round the edges

 

[MarmiteExtract]

Omg my dad too! Dads eh! If only we had a dad with medals who loved the queen

Looool but thank duck we don’t

 

[crystaleyesd]

After SHE LEFT Jack posted a few incredibly cringey black and white images of sad Taylor Swift lyrics on instagram, like a teenager.

Proper gutted we haven't been treated to Jack's thoughts on Taylor's latest album. Perhaps she felt slightly chastened by someone who has ACTUALLY worked hard and over-achieved during lockdown? (albeit with multiple mansions to do it in...)

 

[Silver Linings]

Proper gutted we haven't been treated to Jack's thoughts on Taylor's latest album. Perhaps she felt slightly chastened by someone who has ACTUALLY worked hard and over-achieved during lockdown? (albeit with multiple mansions to do it in...)

She’s still learning it on the piano. Takes bleeping ages one handed.

 

[crystaleyesd]

#thread title Bumholes making buttons in the crappy bungalow

Hahahaa so glad you're here to catalogue the thread titles Captain!

 

[Scarletfever]

Can we just take a moment to honour the fact that the fake twenty pound slop shops have been purged from existence?

It's a Christmas miracle!

 

[crystaleyesd]

Ok

im sure he works hard and you’re probably his favourite even if he’s not military round the edges

I am his favourite yeah even though he has six kids and we fight all the time! Obviously nothing compared to Jack's hardship tho...

EDIT CARROT: duck yeah VIP - GOODNIGHT YOU NINNIES AND duck OFF.

 

[Captainmouse]

Hahahaa so glad you're here to catalogue the thread titles Captain!

I’ve found my niche

 

[ReginaPhalangee]

fair enough really, I'd love a go on klopp.

babe, same

 

[Alansbigplate]

I am his favourite yeah even though he has six kids and we fight all the time! Obviously nothing compared to Jack's hardship tho...

EDIT CARROT: duck yeah VIP - GOODNIGHT YOU NINNIES AND duck OFF.

Preferred it when you just did crisp reviews

 

[MarmiteExtract]

Preferred it when you just did crisp reviews

Don’t encourage her, we’ll get an essay on Klopp’s mouthfeel

 

[Powershower]

Sorry to just jump in, I definitely missed it but who is Kirsty Strickland and what’s her relation to all this?

 

[Harrybosch]

Errrrrmmmmmm

 

[Silver Linings]

Sorry to just jump in, I definitely missed it but who is Kirsty Strickland and what’s her relation to all this?

She’s a journalist who occasionally interacts with Jack.

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

Don’t encourage her, we’ll get an essay on Klopp’s mouthfeel

That is one of the most terrifying sentences I've ever read.

 

[Tabitha D]

I had a quick skim of the comments on that Times article about Louisa (not all of them, there are nearly 800!), and quite a lot of them are pretty brutal. Mainly they accuse the Times of scaremongering. Say they should have mentioned that Louisa has asthma (I guess that could be relevant to the severity of her Covid).
And then a few questioned how she contracted it - like this one (attached).
Louisa can’t be too thrilled with this.

 

[ReginaPhalangee]

Preferred it when you just did crisp reviews

WHY am I laughing so hard at this